Impossible not to curve while wearing jeans.

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Hello,

I donno if anyone else suffers from this, so I'll just explain and see what kind of responses role in. Maybe its my thick thighs, or big butt, or my selfish big balls, but whenever i wear jeans I never have enough room where i can hang straight. I always have to shove my cock either left or right and let it get smooshed down one of my pant legs. So does anyone else deal with this? Maybe thats why I'm curved to the left lol.
 
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This might sound strange, but one day I hang it left and the next day right. This is so that it will hang straight. At least that is what I do. Have no idea if it does any good.
 

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Men's pants, whether jeans or otherwise, are designed and constructed so that there's room on the left side for one's junk. If you ever have anything tailored, any tailor worth his salt will ask during a cosultation if you dress to the left or to the right, and will tailor your slacks to you. But, with jeans and other off the rack pants, they're made to "dress left". I rarely wear underwear, and if I do, they're boxers,and everything goes to the left (and down the leg) anyway. I think if I tried centering it, it would be like being sawed in half with a butter knife..LOL
 

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Men's pants, whether jeans or otherwise, are designed and constructed so that there's room on the left side for one's junk. If you ever have anything tailored, any tailor worth his salt will ask during a cosultation if you dress to the left or to the right, and will tailor your slacks to you. But, with jeans and other off the rack pants, they're made to "dress left". I rarely wear underwear, and if I do, they're boxers,and everything goes to the left (and down the leg) anyway. I think if I tried centering it, it would be like being sawed in half with a butter knife..LOL

There's your problem BigBallsLongShaft, you got the fucking wrong tailor doing your cloths. There is one company of jeans that advertises they use a different pattern than the rest of the jeans manufacturers. Something like a H pattern in the crotch.
 
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There's your problem BigBallsLongShaft, you got the fucking wrong tailor doing your cloths. There is one company of jeans that advertises they use a different pattern than the rest of the jeans manufacturers. Something like a H pattern in the crotch.
You're absolutely correct, Bashful...if I remember correctly, its Levi.. I could be wrong. I do know that Wranglers "cowboy cut jeans" are made with more room in the crotch than the standard jeans. I should have read and edited my original comment....I've only had a couple things tailored personally ( a few blazers and a couple tuxedos..) but Im friends with a tailor who filled me in on such stuff..no snobbery intended...LOL
 

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… So does anyone else deal with this? Maybe thats why I'm curved to the left lol.

Been dealing with it all my life, it's one of the reasons I much prefer just being naked most of the time. But, then, there is the issue of getting out into the real world …. ah well.

It's a right handed world that we live in and every fly I've ever seen on men's clothing is designed for right handed operation. That explains the "hang left" phenomenon and I honestly believe that it's the years of doing just that (especially in the developmental stage of one's youth) that causes the preponderance of left curving penises and lower hanging left testicles. But the pictures in your gallery seem to show that your own cock has a slight curvature to the right, not left. ???
 

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Since I wear thongs, I position my cock up and to the right, in the crease between abdomen and leg. Perfect fit there and comfortable. As for the zipper, I don't use it as intended since wearing thongs one has to go over the top. When hanging, mine goes to the right ever so slightly. Mu balls hang even but the left one is forward, the right one back.
 

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I naturally hang pretty much down the center. ( not gigantic, 5-5 1/2 " soft) But when I was wearing jeans, I was also wearing briefs. I used to pull the briefs gently up( which nicely encouraged my cock to begin to fold over my balls. The whole package would drop into that extra cave that's the purpose of "dress left.) BTW, I'm left handed.
 

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Men's pants, whether jeans or otherwise, are designed and constructed so that there's room on the left side for one's junk. If you ever have anything tailored, any tailor worth his salt will ask during a cosultation if you dress to the left or to the right, and will tailor your slacks to you. But, with jeans and other off the rack pants, they're made to "dress left". I rarely wear underwear, and if I do, they're boxers,and everything goes to the left (and down the leg) anyway. I think if I tried centering it, it would be like being sawed in half with a butter knife..LOL

Damn...
I pretty much wear off-the-rack stuff.
I've always "tucked left" (or, smooshed left, nuts right) cause it was least uncomfortable (going commando).
Had not realized it was by ?design?
 
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