Impress your gf w/ this trick!

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  1. B_ITTHON

    B_ITTHON New Member

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    So guys after months and months of trying to ejaculate like a pro'. I've found the great advice for you,

    Things you'll need

    1. A dick
    2. A hand(your girlfriends or your own)
    3. Ben-gay( or any analgesic heat rub )

    First step would be to apply the ben-gay or the analgesic heat rub to the balls, grab alot of it and apply it gently,

    Second step This is the fun part, Grab some towels because you are gonna cum SO MUCH ITS UNBELEIVABLE, Or your girlfriends mouth would be suitable just fine to

    Third Start jacking off and watch the fireworks


    You guys and gals can thank me later:biggrin1::cool::wink:

    Please reply
     
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    Ben Gay!?!

    yeah, right
     
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    Trust me, I did it so many times with my girl, She loves being covered with cum, Its an amazing feeling:cool:
     
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    What is this, some cheap product that doesn't exist and will become the new 'annoying-porn ad'... I can just imagine it... 'Cum 4x more! See how I did it in 30 seconds!'
     
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    some kid did this in highschool, it's one of the worst feelings ever, ban this trolllllllllllll
     
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    Sorry to change the subject, but Alexanddan, you are freaking adorable!
     
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    Ouch! Okay, I don't have any balls, but this sounds painful
     
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    Ouch! I would think that Bengay would burn. :confused:
     
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    HA HA HA HA. Exactly! He probably setting us up for severe discomfort at the very least. Nice try, but there is no way I'm doing this. HA HA HA HA
     
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    definately don't try that as you will hurt like a son of a bitch....common sense clearly it's missing here
     
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    A tradition that I started for the rookies when I was a leader at a camp I used to go to was to put A535 on their balls. This is because it BURNS... like crazy. I have no idea if the cumming thing is true but be warned that it does hurt. and you will probably feel like you'll either need to pee really bad or throw up.
     
  12. Pitbull

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    In High School as a joke some guys would coat the inside of someone's jockstrap with a "Heat Rub" of some kind.
    Don't think it was to make them feel good...
     
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    I used icy hot on my balls one time thinking it would feel amazing, wow was I wrong!! Do not use anything like this, it is immense pain..
     
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    I can not try this Because no woman will have me:(
     
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    Guys, you wouldn't believe THIS shit!

    Two weeks ago I was drunkenly fucking my girlfriend while wearing a tight rubber cock ring. Afterwards, I passed right out. I slept all night with the cock ring around my shaft and balls.

    The next morning, I woke up to find that my cock had gained at LEAST an inch in girth, and I haven't lost that additional size!

    I'm thinking of doing it again soon!
     
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    You are right.
    We won't believe this shit!
     
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    I've accidentally gotten some heating ointment on my balls once. It was just a teeny bit, but it felt awful.
     
  18. WowALotANamesTaken

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    I must be a sicko then, I love deep heat and that kinda stuff on my balls. Hurts like fuck but I kinda get off on it :p
     
  19. Vestigial

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    Deep Heat is similar, though not identical in composition. Can you verify ITTHON's post?

    Serious? :\
     
  20. Pitbull

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    Fuck no!
    Great way to get gangrene of the penis.
     
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