In 30 Days Your Nuts Fall Off

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You have contracted a bizarre new disease that causes the victims nuts to balloon up to the size of baseballs for a week, but after they return back to normal size they without warning fall off around 30 days later.

You have just been released from the hospital as your balls have returned back to normal size after swelling up to the size of baseballs. What will you do during the remaining thirty days that you still have testicles?
 

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Scratch them, I guess. I mean that's what I see others doing, so I think that's what you're supposed to be doing with them.

And then I'd wait 30 days until everything returns to normal.
 

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Okay. What would you do if this happened to your husband?

I dunno. I think he's pretty attached to his boys, and vice versa. I still have no idea where he hides them when he dresses or rides a bicycle. That's just another mystery of life.
 

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I dunno. I think he's pretty attached to his boys, and vice versa. I still have no idea where he hides them when he dresses or rides a bicycle. That's just another mystery of life.

You don't think there would be mental toll on him if he lost his nuts? Would him losing his nuts change the way you look at him?

I have spoken to people who have said that losing their nuts would hurt them more than losing their dick. I personally can't understand that kind of thinking, but it exists. Also, I might be misremembering, but didn't you once say that your bf/husband "tucked" his genitals once and you found the sight disturbing? I'm sorry if I'm confusing you for someone else.
 

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You don't think there would be mental toll on him if he lost his nuts? Would him losing his nuts change the way you look at him?

I have spoken to people who have said that losing their nuts would hurt them more than losing their dick. I personally can't understand that kind of thinking, but it exists. Also, I might be misremembering, but didn't you once say that your bf/husband "tucked" his genitals once and you found the sight disturbing? I'm sorry if I'm confusing you for someone else.

Hah, no he couldn't hide anything if he tried. And he tries a lot! LOL!

How would I feel? I'd only feel bad for him. I don't use them personally. They just kind of hang around when we're having fun times. I can see how it would affect someone psychologically. I had breast reduction years ago, and I wanted to make sure the surgeon realized that I didn't want to go too small. I've always had large breasts, and I think it would have affected me to go too small.

Now I wish I had gone just one size smaller, but it is what it is.