In a patients hospital room

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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A man was lying in bed in the hospital, with an oxygen mask over his nose and face, when a young female student nurse came in to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbled from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed , the young nurse replied, "I don't know, sir; I'm only here to wash your feet & upper body."

He struggled to ask again "Nurse, please, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure & heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcame her embarrassment and pulled back the covers.

She raised his gown; Held his manhood in one hand, and his testicles gently in the other.
She looked at them very closely and said, "There's nothing wrong with them sir; they look fine."

The man slowly pulled off his oxygen mask, smiled at her and said very slowly,"Thank you very much; that was wonderful. Now, listen very, very, closely;
Are-My-Test-Results-Back?"
The moral of this is- you can have a real ball in the hospital if people misunderstand you.:biggrin::naughty: