Spladle said:I've always wanted to be in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Pollie said:Hahah. Actually I was thinking more along the lines of my penis having the ability to morph to any size depending on what would be ideal for the situation. Have to switch penises by detaching and reattaching another one would waste too much time.
Good luck, I hope you gain that inch. While you're at it, feel free to take a few off that picture in your signature :wink: .LINittanyLion said:In a perfect world I would be 9"x 6.5" As you can tell by my signature, it is what I am aiming for. Here's to another inch gentleman!
Matthew said:Good luck, I hope you gain that inch. While you're at it, feel free to take a few off that picture in your signature :wink: .
Matthew said:Good luck, I hope you gain that inch. While you're at it, feel free to take a few off that picture in your signature :wink: .
Never! Just quote it for me.davidjh7 said:You are. Quit being such a cheapskate and buy the new edition. :biggrin1:
Spladle said:Never! Just quote it for me.
Matthew said:Good luck, I hope you gain that inch. While you're at it, feel free to take a few off that picture in your signature :wink: .
If I die a roundhouse-kick-related death in the near future, I swear I'm coming back as a ghost to haunt your ass.davidjh7 said:"Spladle's Penis is so large, that it warps local gravitational fields. THis explains the feelings of light-headedness which occurs in people viewing it. THe time-space distortion caused by his penis prevents proper blood flow to the brain of all around him. Chuck Norris suffers penis envy only of Spladle. He is said to have created an alternate universe just to have one where he is the biggest, but he can;t escape the knowledge that Spladle's penis is bigger. This is what causes him to chew up small to medium sized planets on a regular basis. The Oort cloud is theorized to have been caused by this phenomenon"
Hey--I just quote 'em.
Spladle said:If I die a roundhouse-kick-related death in the near future, I swear I'm coming back as a ghost to haunt your ass.
Oh, I'll bring it, alright . . . for to bludgeon you to death with!davidjh7 said:As long as you bring your ghost penis :biggrin1: