In a perfect world, how big would you be hard?

In a perfect world, how big would you be hard?


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Who would not want to be that big when they are hard. I think every man has different ideas but I think being that big is great. Its a shame that I am not that big in general:smile:
 

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I haven't voted yet. I've heard of three inches being attainable. Personally If I had any more than that I'd have to wrap it around my small waist. I guess no more than 9 inches, and thats for me, Who cares what he/she thinks. There will always be someone who can take it.
 

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Pollie said:
Hahah. Actually I was thinking more along the lines of my penis having the ability to morph to any size depending on what would be ideal for the situation. Have to switch penises by detaching and reattaching another one would waste too much time.

There was a joke about this done in the last "Fantastic Four" movie, about Mr. Fantastic. :smile: But as long as there are no contraints on my perfect world, I have to go with yours as the best answer.
 

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LINittanyLion said:
In a perfect world I would be 9"x 6.5" As you can tell by my signature, it is what I am aiming for. Here's to another inch gentleman!
Good luck, I hope you gain that inch. While you're at it, feel free to take a few off that picture in your signature :wink: .
 

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Matthew said:
Good luck, I hope you gain that inch. While you're at it, feel free to take a few off that picture in your signature :wink: .

I second that request. I'm old and I get tired of having to scroll over to read posts.
 

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Spladle said:
Never! Just quote it for me.

"Spladle's Penis is so large, that it warps local gravitational fields. THis explains the feelings of light-headedness which occurs in people viewing it. THe time-space distortion caused by his penis prevents proper blood flow to the brain of all around him. Chuck Norris suffers penis envy only of Spladle. He is said to have created an alternate universe just to have one where he is the biggest, but he can;t escape the knowledge that Spladle's penis is bigger. This is what causes him to chew up small to medium sized planets on a regular basis. The Oort cloud is theorized to have been caused by this phenomenon"

Hey--I just quote 'em.
 

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davidjh7 said:
"Spladle's Penis is so large, that it warps local gravitational fields. THis explains the feelings of light-headedness which occurs in people viewing it. THe time-space distortion caused by his penis prevents proper blood flow to the brain of all around him. Chuck Norris suffers penis envy only of Spladle. He is said to have created an alternate universe just to have one where he is the biggest, but he can;t escape the knowledge that Spladle's penis is bigger. This is what causes him to chew up small to medium sized planets on a regular basis. The Oort cloud is theorized to have been caused by this phenomenon"

Hey--I just quote 'em.
If I die a roundhouse-kick-related death in the near future, I swear I'm coming back as a ghost to haunt your ass.
 

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Spladle said:
If I die a roundhouse-kick-related death in the near future, I swear I'm coming back as a ghost to haunt your ass.

As long as you bring your ghost penis :biggrin1:
 

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I picked 7-8... I think it would be perfect for my body type (tall and skinny), and would be a nice improvement to what I have now (5.5x5.5)
 

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davidjh7 said:
As long as you bring your ghost penis :biggrin1:
Oh, I'll bring it, alright . . . for to bludgeon you to death with!
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Oh, c'mon now. Nothing less than 7? I would prefer to keep my current size...always been enough.