In a perfect world, how big would you be hard?

In a perfect world, how big would you be hard?


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I voted 7-8 because 8 would just about double the length I have now. It would be fun to see what being that large would be like, but I wouldn't know what to do with that much dick. I think I would figure it out quick though.

Speaking as a small guy here on the large penis board, I would like to know why there aren't any smaller choices? I assumed that since hung guys come here for support because life with a large penis is not always the ideal, that some of you would like to be average or small. With a 4 or 5 incher you wouldn't have to worry about intimidated girlfriends ever again.
 

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In a perfect world, I would be 10 to 11 inches, be able to get it really hard, and shoot loads, and I would let lots of guys see it in the public toilets, and see who takes a special interest. specially the apparently straight ones, and see what happens from there. And in that perfect world they would be down on it as quick as a bat out of hell, or wanting to sit on it. :smile: or both.
There are many str8 guys out there who are secretly interested in other guys cocks.
 

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delivery boy said:
Speaking as a small guy here on the large penis board, I would like to know why there aren't any smaller choices?

I presume because, like all polls, the variety of choices is indicative of the preconceptions of the person who devised it, i.e. that one could only possibly want to be bigger. :rolleyes: ... it doesn't leave a lot of scope for those of us who are fans of small cocks, though :wink:
 

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alex8 said:
it doesn't leave a lot of scope for those of us who are fans of small cocks, though :wink:

So I am assuming you are a fan of small cocks? I knew there had to be at least one out there!
 

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delivery boy said:
So I am assuming you are a fan of small cocks? I knew there had to be at least one out there!

It's probably more common than you might imagine, db :wink:
 

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Matthew said:
It's probably more common than you might imagine, db :wink:

Indeed it is, I always have to fight off hordes of men to get my hands on the tiniest cocks :rolleyes:

But seriously, there are plenty of online and offline groups dedicated to the appreciation of small cocks, although I've never joined any of these groups personally, as I prefer the lone hunt for the elusive less-than-4.5-inchers :smile:

It is something that isn't discussed much, though, I think, because people are worried about an association with paedophilia, due to the erroneous equation 'small cock = boy cock'. :mad: For me, it's part of an appreciation of things that are compact, which also extends to liking shorter men quite often. In fact, I would fear for my sanity if I was ever let loose near a group of jockeys. :rolleyes:
 

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alex8 said:
For me, it's part of an appreciation of things that are compact, which also extends to liking shorter men quite often. In fact, I would fear for my sanity if I was ever let loose near a group of jockeys. :rolleyes:
You too, huh? It's nice when they're lap sized and portable. If you add some narrow, black geek glasses too, I'll puddle like melted butter.
 

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delivery boy said:
I voted 7-8 because 8 would just about double the length I have now. It would be fun to see what being that large would be like, but I wouldn't know what to do with that much dick. I think I would figure it out quick though.

Speaking as a small guy here on the large penis board, I would like to know why there aren't any smaller choices? I assumed that since hung guys come here for support because life with a large penis is not always the ideal, that some of you would like to be average or small. With a 4 or 5 incher you wouldn't have to worry about intimidated girlfriends ever again.


why not go with 12 inches and TRIPLE the size
 

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horribleperson said:
why not go with 12 inches and TRIPLE the size

Why stop at 12"? Maybe I should go for a full 2 feet?

I really think my wife would be cool with the 8. Actually she would probably be fine with 7.
 

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I would like to try out bigger cocks, too, in this ideal world. 8" long or so and anywhere between 6-8" around would be a place to start. But I'd need my current abilities intact: everyready and very hard.
 

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I chose 7" which is a big step down and might come with some semblance of a normal life (Although it's still on the big side). 'Besides I've always wondered what it would feel like to be able to fit the whole thing in...
 

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Have had enough issues to know that an inch or two off would be good, pry be between 7 and 8. Take away a lot of the self conciousness, thats for sure
 

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Not to sound too panglossian, but my world is perfect enough with 8". Although I'd probably gladly sacrifice an inch or two for slightly longer achilles tendons.