In Celebration of a Post-Whore

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by ManlyBanisters, Feb 4, 2008.

  1. ManlyBanisters

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    To post or not to post, that is the question;
    Whether 'tis nobler on the board to suffer
    The mudslings and barracks of outrageous fatheads,
    Or to take up keypad against a sea of twassocks,
    And by opposing, irritate them. To exit, to logout;
    No more; and by logout to say we end
    The head-ache and the thousand what-the-fucks
    That mind is heir to — 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be wish'd. To exit, to logout;
    To logout, perchance to sleep. Ay, there's the rub,
    For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
    When we have shuffled off this message board,
    Must give us pause. Where's the respect?
    Who shows their vanity in such long posts?
    And who would bear the quips and bores sometimes?
    The depressive's blog, the loud man's cock for you,
    The pangs of ill-fitting love, the cum's delay,
    The insolence of orifices, and the sperm
    That patient merit of much wanking takes,
    When he himself might his coitus make
    With a bare bottom? who would fuckers bear,
    To grunt and sweat under a weary wife,
    But that the dread of something after LPSG,
    The undiscovered life from whose bourn
    No poster returns, puzzles the wit,
    And makes us rather bear those members we have
    Than fly to others that we know not of?
    Thus complacency does make cowards of us all,
    And thus the steady stream of posts
    Is carried on without the aid of thought,
    And this enterprise of great pricks (and lesser)
    With disregard to anything beyond
    Remains a main attraction.
     
  2. jeff black

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    That was so gay.:biggrin1: Insightful, but gay.
    EDIT: Oh, and to think, I'm almost at 11,000 and you just hit 5000... I didn't realize you were so high in your count.
     
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    lmao. brilliant banly!
     
  4. Axcess

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    Good stuff . How long it took to you to write this stuff?
     
  5. Mem

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    For a whore you sure do have a lot of free time. :wink:

    I never understood that Shakin Spears guy, I wonder is he is related to Britney, Bitch.

    Congrats, let me be the first to congratulate you, thanks to the edit button.

    Happy first 5,000 and many more.:fest30::grouphug::laola::party::beerchug:
     
  6. Tickled Pink

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    5000 posts - congratulations and celebrations!!!

    Excellent prose BTW, an improvement on Shakespere!
     
  7. dreamer20

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    Congratulations on your 5,000th post MB!:kiss:

    :notworthy::notworthy::You_Rock_Emoticon::clap:

    :fest30:
     
  8. Axcess

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    congratulations in your 5000 posts from me too.
     
  9. Big Del

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    Congrats and here is to the next 5000

    ManlyB you are one of the best
     
  10. B_Hickboy

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    That twinge in your intestines
    That was hilarious. I think somebody has too much time on her hands, though. I shall have to come over there and occupy you, er, keep you occupied, or something.
     
  11. SpoiledPrincess

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    Great 5000th post, have you been saving that :)
     
  12. Mem

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    Now the trick is to never post again and stay at 5000 posts.:wink:
     
  13. DaveyR

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    Well done on 5000 forthright, witty and honest posts MB. Your posts are always a pleasure to read.
     
  14. ManlyBanisters

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    Pease do - either - Hell, why not both! :naughty:

    Takes one to know one? :biggrin1:

    Thankyouverymuch

    407 years and 15 mins :tongue: Well - actually WS wrote it 407(ish) years ago and fucked about with it for about 15 mins.

    Cheat!! - I always liked you

    :eek::eek::eek: Thank you but :eek: all the same :wink:

    Thanks, bud :hug:

    Aw shucks

    :redface: (I love it :biggrin1:)

    No actually - and I have to confess I fucked up. I was going to do a Sam and sit on 4999 for a while after posting that but I went a post too far.

    Story of my post history :rolleyes:
     
  15. Mem

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    Wow, I sometimes didn't even like myself here.:kiss:
     
  16. camper joe

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    ManlyBanisters 5000 and going strong congratulations to you.
     
  17. B_cigarbabe

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    I love it when you can change the words of a poem, to suit their own
    ah,needs! Truly brilliant M.B.,brilliant! Oh and Happy 5000th post!
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
  18. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    "You told a lie, an odious, damned lie;

    Upon my soul, a lie, a wicked lie."

    Emilia in Othello Act 5 Scene 2​
    Surely, half an hour, MB.
    Tell me at least that long.
    Brilliant stuff ... who helped you?
     
  19. Principessa

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    Kudos on your 5,000th post!
    :cool::cool3::flowers1::flowers1::flowers1: :cool::cool3:​



     
  20. Mem

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    I don't think this should have been moved from Et Cetera.

    Post congratulating members for reaching a posting milestone are usual kept there.
     
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