Now the trick is to never post again and stay at 5000 posts.:wink:
Well done on 5000 forthright, witty and honest posts MB. Your posts are always a pleasure to read.
ManlyBanisters 5000 and going strong congratulations to you.
I love it when you can change the words of a poem, to suit their own
ah,needs! Truly brilliant M.B.,brilliant! Oh and Happy 5000th post!
cigarbabe:saevil:
"You told a lie, an odious, damned lie; Upon my soul, a lie, a wicked lie."Emilia in Othello Act 5 Scene 2Surely, half an hour, MB.
Tell me at least that long.
Brilliant stuff ... who helped you?
Kudos on your 5,000th post!
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I don't think this should have been moved from Et Cetera.
Post congratulating members for reaching a posting milestone are usual kept there.
Thanks for the good laugh manban.
So - I slept through the whole thing - ain't that a man.
OK ManB - pure class, not so much a case of pearls before swine, but proof that you can have a silk purse in a pig's hide.
Is that a subtle way of asking can you cum 'hide' in my 'silk purse'?:wink:
I had a little, teeney bit of help from Will Shakespeare - but that's OK, some say he cogged off Kit Marlowe![]()
That was hilarious. I think somebody has too much time on her hands, though. I shall have to come over there and occupy you, er, keep you occupied, or something.
Very good. Congrats on 5,000.:smile:To post or not to post, that is the question;
Whether 'tis nobler on the board to suffer
The mudslings and barracks of outrageous fatheads,
Or to take up keypad against a sea of twassocks,
And by opposing, irritate them. To exit, to logout;
No more; and by logout to say we end
The head-ache and the thousand what-the-fucks
That mind is heir to 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To exit, to logout;
To logout, perchance to sleep. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this message board,
Must give us pause. Where's the respect?
Who shows their vanity in such long posts?
And who would bear the quips and bores sometimes?
The depressive's blog, the loud man's cock for you,
The pangs of ill-fitting love, the cum's delay,
The insolence of orifices, and the sperm
That patient merit of much wanking takes,
When he himself might his coitus make
With a bare bottom? who would fuckers bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary wife,
But that the dread of something after LPSG,
The undiscovered life from whose bourn
No poster returns, puzzles the wit,
And makes us rather bear those members we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus complacency does make cowards of us all,
And thus the steady stream of posts
Is carried on without the aid of thought,
And this enterprise of great pricks (and lesser)
With disregard to anything beyond
Remains a main attraction.
Subtle, moi![]()
Elegantly done.
Congrats.
Like any artist, you borrowed.
S'olright.
You ain't lying. Give those hands something else to do. JEEZ!
Congrats on the 5K babe.
Congrats on your 5000![]()
Very good. Congrats on 5,000.:smile:
Congrats, MB!
5000, wow, yu've been around :biggrin1: congrats MB.
manlybanisters what do you think? I'm post whore too with my 2000 posts? :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
Read it again, MB.
Good struttin' stuff.
So I've heard - I don't believe a word of it.
Thanks.
Absolutely - lend us a fifty, would ya?
The hands would appreciate it :biggrin1: and thanks, hun.
Very kind of you - if you check the history you will find most of it was twaddlebut very kind of you nonetheless :biggrin1:
Thanks D :smile:
And thank you too.
Yes I have - but still have time to post here:biggrin1:[/quote It is a delight and a pleasure having you here.:smile: