In Celebration of a Post-Whore

[lafever]

Congrats, i have always loved your wit, many of us fall short of your grace and i'm glad that you've stayed through the weathering storms, your awarness of the meak and your ways are tribute to why i stay here.
chris

 

[Northland]

Finally I can place a post here as MB is now at 5118 and 51 and 18 add up to 69.

 

[Gonzo3]

To post or not to post, that is the question;
Whether 'tis nobler on the board to suffer
The mudslings and barracks of outrageous fatheads,
Or to take up keypad against a sea of twassocks,
And by opposing, irritate them. To exit, to logout;
No more; and by logout to say we end
The head-ache and the thousand what-the-fucks
That mind is heir to — 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To exit, to logout;
To logout, perchance to sleep. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this message board,
Must give us pause. Where's the respect?
Who shows their vanity in such long posts?
And who would bear the quips and bores sometimes?
The depressive's blog, the loud man's cock for you,
The pangs of ill-fitting love, the cum's delay,
The insolence of orifices, and the sperm
That patient merit of much wanking takes,
When he himself might his coitus make
With a bare bottom? who would fuckers bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary wife,
But that the dread of something after LPSG,
The undiscovered life from whose bourn
No poster returns, puzzles the wit,
And makes us rather bear those members we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus complacency does make cowards of us all,
And thus the steady stream of posts
Is carried on without the aid of thought,
And this enterprise of great pricks (and lesser)
With disregard to anything beyond
Remains a main attraction.

.........For a whore,you sure have a lot to say :wink:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

It is a delight and a pleasure having you here.:smile:

High praise from Hunter S :wink:

5000 posts! Someone needs a life (j/k)

Congratulations

What is this 'life' you speak of? :tongue:

Not only 5000 posts, but I've never seen a thread moved to a different forum and later moved back. Congrats you belong here in Et Cetera.

Belong here? - I fucking LIVE here

Hey! Fancy Cannisters hits 5K!

I enjoy your wit. I was most impressed with the brilliant photo shop mirth you delivered on the lpsg post whore terrorist on the run thread about Sam.

You go, colleen.:biggrin1:

Thanks R - I read that as Fanny Cannisters at first - though either is appropriate :biggrin1:

Hey you....yes, you with the face! :biggrin1:

Forgive my tardiness MB - I had no idea am I too late for the cake and fleshpiles???? :shocked:

ManlyB, it's been an honor and joy to interact with you on the boards and one-on-one. Your infectious sense of humour is admirable and your sex appeal...well....um....in a nutshell.....SCARY :yikes: don't pretend ya don't knows what I'm talkin' about....you don't? DAMN!

Thanks for livening up and lightening up this joint with your posts and presence - it's wonderful, as are you!

Love ya hun, congrats and keep posting! :kiss:

:flowers1::banana::hail::banana::hail::banana::hail::banana::hail::banana::hail::flowers1:​

Bollocks you never liked me!!!

:kiss::hug::kiss::hug::kiss::hug::kiss::hug::kiss::hug::kiss:

Congrats, i have always loved your wit, many of us fall short of your grace and i'm glad that you've stayed through the weathering storms, your awarness of the meak and your ways are tribute to why i stay here.
chris

Thanks Chris :smile:

Finally I can place a post here as MB is now at 5118 and 51 and 18 add up to 69.

I'm always up to (and for) a 69 - never any need to wait!!

.........For a whore,you sure have a lot to say :wink:

That's cos nobody's stuck their cock in my mouth for at least half an hour!! :tongue:

Mmmphph (Thanks, Hick - that's much better)

 

[biguy2738]

Bollocks you never liked me!!!

:kiss::hug::kiss::hug::kiss::hug::kiss::hug::kiss::hug::kiss:

DAMN! You caught me out!

You used to put out and now I'm suddenly like chopped liver.
WHAT THE HELL'S UP WITH THAT??!!!!!!

Methinks it's got to do with the nursery rhyme:

HICKory DICKory dock, MB went up HICK's........
okay somebody please poke out my mind's eye! :biggrin1:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

DAMN! You caught me out!

You used to put out and now I'm suddenly like chopped liver.
WHAT THE HELL'S UP WITH THAT??!!!!!!

Methinks it's got to do with the nursery rhyme:

HICKory DICKory dock, MB went up HICK's........
okay somebody please poke out my mind's eye! :biggrin1:

You want me to do what with Mindseye?

Sorry - I was too busy thinking about fitting the end of that rhyme - I mean a fitting end for that rhyme *ahem* :redface: ... sorry..

 

[Not_Punny]

Great poem, MB. Missed it first time around, and glad someone bumped it up so that I could see it.

And in celebration of your supremacy (5000+) let me add my own little ditty...

the ways to bump a thread is not
to post and then to poll
but draw a circle round the blog
and call it beauti-fall

But then, I'm probably the only e e cummings fan on the site, :tongue::biggrin1:

 

[seahorses]

Yes I also missed the first publication. Very entertaining; do you write professionally or only for fun?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I shamelessly plagiarise strictly for fun :biggrin: but thanks for the compliment.

And you too milf - and no, you're not the only e e cummings fan (well, maybe 'fan' is a bit strong for me, but he's certainly a good'un).

 

[jeff black]

I shamelessly plagiarise strictly for fun :biggrin: but thanks for the compliment.

And you too milf - and no, you're not the only e e cummings fan (well, maybe 'fan' is a bit strong for me, but he's certainly a good'un).

Don't worry. I spell poorly too.:smile:

 

[B_cigarbabe]

Can I keep that poem?
Pretty please?!!

On my knees,so shall I please
you,if I dare
I don't like pubic hair!
Not as good as your but waddya' want from a cigar smokin' broad?!!
cigarbabe:saevil:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Don't worry. I spell poorly too.:smile:

Yes, you do: plagiarise - definition of plagiarise by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus and Encyclopedia. :yup:

Can I keep that poem?
Pretty please?!!

On my knees,so shall I please
you,if I dare
I don't like pubic hair!
Not as good as your but waddya' want from a cigar smokin' broad?!!
cigarbabe:saevil:

Yes you may :smile:

...and it's OK - I maintain only the smallest amount of pubic hair, and it's nicely out of the way. :biggrin1:

 

[seahorses]

Don't worry. I spell poorly too.:smile:

But you don't spell poorly too? You spell Poorly, poorly, surely?

 

[Catchoftheday]

I know that MB looks like a frog
but maybe if i gave her some kisses
she'd be prepared to fullfill my wishes
and come over here and sit on my log :biggrin1:

Oh well it was worth a try

 

[Northland]

Speed it along MB-there's a prize waiting for you.


(or not-it was chocolate after all and I had to taste test it for safety)

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Speed what along - are we back to the hemp ropes and rafts again?

 

[Northland]

Speed what along - are we back to the hemp ropes and rafts again?

I haveth no hemp-it's all been used.



(and speed along the posting-I want to see 10000 by year's end)

 

[ManlyBanisters]

To post or not to post, that is the question;
Whether 'tis nobler on the board to suffer
The mudslings and barracks of outrageous fatheads,
Or to take up keypad against a sea of twassocks,
And by opposing, irritate them. To exit, to logout;
No more; and by logout to say we end
The head-ache and the thousand what-the-fucks
That mind is heir to — 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To exit, to logout;
To logout, perchance to sleep. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this message board,
Must give us pause. Where's the respect?
Who shows their vanity in such long posts?
And who would bear the quips and bores sometimes?
The depressive's blog, the loud man's cock for you,
The pangs of ill-fitting love, the cum's delay,
The insolence of orifices, and the sperm
That patient merit of much wanking takes,
When he himself might his coitus make
With a bare bottom? who would fuckers bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary wife,
But that the dread of something after LPSG,
The undiscovered life from whose bourn
No poster returns, puzzles the wit,
And makes us rather bear those members we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus complacency does make cowards of us all,
And thus the steady stream of posts
Is carried on without the aid of thought,
And this enterprise of great pricks (and lesser)
With disregard to anything beyond
Remains a main attraction.

*BUMP*

(and speed along the posting-I want to see 10000 by year's end)

Ooops! Better slow down! :yup:

 

[Catchoftheday]

Bother you had to go and bring this up...YES Iknow she doesn't look anything like a FROG anybody can make a mistake in the presence of such beauty :smile: :redface: