in front of the doctor

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  1. toddtodd

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    So, your lover wants you to get tested for stds. obviously, you have to get naked in front of the doctor. what do you do if you get hard? especially if you see the doctor in public around your city?

    comments?

    stories?
     
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    Last thing on my mind when I am getting tested for STD's!!!

    Wish it was like all the porno's!! But in my experience it so ain't!!!

    When your standing with your dick in hand waiting to get swabbed by the nurse last thing one gets is a hard on?!!?

    So not a Chi Chi LaRue film in my experience!!
     
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    You could have left out the std part and still solicited these stories, ya know. :wink:
     
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    i got a semi once. but that was just a physical examination for college. I guess if it was a test for std's, the last thing on my mind would be getting hard. lol
     
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    Getting Hard for a Doctor. More than likely the Doctor, if a Male knows how this works. You would most likely hear a comment such as "It seems that your are normal."

    For those who do not know it, some Doctors are Female. I suspect that by the time they graduate from Medical School that they have also viewed a hard penis.

    Nothing to worry about.

    Have a good day and go get your exam. If you can work up an erection the medical personnel will know why you need an STD test. You placed your penis in an inappropriate place, or at least that is what your lover may be thinking.
     
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    lol. I enjoy that you wrote,"For those who do not know it, some Doctors are Female."

    Blessings
     
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    I had that happen when I was in high school. It was just a regular physical, not an STD screening. When he saw how hard I was he kept saying "it's ok, it's ok." He must have said it thirty times while he squeezed my boys, staring at my cock the whole time. No porn music, no "let me take care of that for you." Just a horny 15-year-old not being able to control his cock.
     
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    In my early 20s, I had an STD test and got hard. I was mortified. Small country town. Young doctor. His first STD examination. Could it get any worse? :) All the stuff you might expect. "I'm sorry", and "Don't worry, it happens". Anyway, we both survived, I guess, with our dignities intact.
     
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    My doctor is HOT. Mid 30's, 6'3"(ish), brown eyes, black wavy hair, very soft gentle soothing voice. I get hard just thinking about him. However, I believe he has one of two problems; either he's somewhat homophobic, or he's somewhat homosexual. LOL ... he seems more nervous than me when he's dealing with anything below the belt. Of course, I'm probably imagining things.

    In fact, right now I'm imagining re-enacting the cheesy pornos some of you have already mentioned before.
     
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    The way the world is going these days most doctors are not at all happy working in that area incase someone shouts Assault or Rape. Is it any wonder he is not happy or appears nervous. Won't be that long before it is a complete no go area, your tackle could be dropping off, but no medic will want to go there. The world has gone mad
     
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    i recently had an STD test and no one saw me naked. i was directed to not urinate for an hour before the appointment, and i peed into a cup. afterward i saw the doctor and he asked if i had any symptoms, etc. i didn't- i was just doing a routine checkup for safety purposes. and it was negative. :D
     
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    If you have the foresight to know that the stick they penetrate your penis with to check for Chlamydia hurts like nothing you'll ever want to experience again, you will have no problem staying flaccid.

    Your dick will literally want to crawl inside of you. /Shudder

    Hope this helps (and doesn't scare you - it's only uncomfortable for a min).
     
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    yeah but the std part adds the legitmacy of a noble & moral cause.

    it's like when jerry springer defends the exploitative disaster that just happened on his show by summarizing the valuable lessons it provides.
     
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    doesnt' sound like any std screening i've ever had, they always handle and probe ur junk,

    u sure u weren't at ur dentist? rinse and spit please......
     
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    I have never gotten a "woody" while having blood drawn!
     
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    Doesn't it though? Now get out of the way before I throw a punch. Or a chair.
     
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    I think they're just impressed with your junk and can't keep their hands off of it.
     
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    and my junk is ok with that, it's very well (and often) adjusted......
     
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    just as long as i get to see u get ur "jerry beads"
     
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    I'm thinking about studying to give those tests ... mind if I practice on you?
     
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