You could have left out the std part and still solicited these stories, ya know. :wink:
i recently had an STD test and no one saw me naked. i was directed to not urinate for an hour before the appointment, and i peed into a cup. afterward i saw the doctor and he asked if i had any symptoms, etc. i didn't- i was just doing a routine checkup for safety purposes. and it was negative.
yeah but the std part adds the legitmacy of a noble & moral cause.
it's like when jerry springer defends the exploitative disaster that just happened on his show by summarizing the valuable lessons it provides.
doesnt' sound like any std screening i've ever had, they always handle and probe ur junk,
u sure u weren't at ur dentist? rinse and spit please......
I think they're just impressed with your junk and can't keep their hands off of it.
Doesn't it though? Now get out of the way before I throw a punch. Or a chair.
and my junk is ok with that, it's very well (and often) adjusted......