In happy goat raising village

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naughty said:
Hickboy,

Are we going to have to do a "No weed smoking before posting" intervention? Luv ya, boo!

Naughty, we don't want to give these people the wrong impression. I haven't had any weed in over 30 years.

But my rheumatizm has been kickin up lately and I have needed to take quite a bit of Uncle Grampaw's joint elixir...
 

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Matthew said:
:eek: ONO! It's bad luck to talk about goats and sucking in the same thread.
Just relax and enjoy your curried goat Matthew.

Or would you prefer my tender goat's balls?

They are delicious. Don't say no.:wink:
 

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Lex said:
All your bass is belong to USME!!

Awww LEX!!! You have won me over with your generous nature and impressive stature. Of course my ass belongs to you. Of course, this says nothing of my mouth!! :tongue:

GoneA said:
Yes!!! Now we get to the heart of the matter.
*Runs over to Joyboytoy and whips out penis*:tongue:

OK Gone, since everyone already has the wrong idea anyway... lemme get a closer inspection of that thing! I just hope your boyfriend isn't jealouse! :cool:
 

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fortiesfun said:
Well, at least on page two I no longer feel like I must have had a stroke, but somehow there is still a lot of burnt toast sensations going on. What is with this thread?

How do you label a thought process that includes lederhosen, goats, incipient fleshpiling, and yodeling? Why, "In happy goat raising village." What else? It makes as much sense as the Bush Administration.

BTW, I had aged goat cheese balls dusted with herbs yesterday. They were so good I almost yodeled. Really.
 

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dreamer20 said:
Just relax and enjoy your curried goat Matthew.

Or would you prefer my tender goat's balls?

They are delicious. Don't say no.:wink:

Mmmmm ... not baaaaaaad! :smile:
 

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Matthew said:
Mmmmm ... not baaaaaaad! :smile:


I knew you'd like them.:wink: Now I will serve the others.

Good Grief! The goat's balls are gone!
They couldn't have finished this soon.:confused:
I'm sure I have another batch somewhere.:thinking:



*Sings*
:shock:Hey everybody have you seen my balls?

They're big and salty and brown.

If you want a special treat...

Stick my balls in your mouth. :yumyum:


(Of course I must credit South Park for those lyrics, the show will not be the same without Chef:17: )