In Honor of Dr. Seuss's Birthday

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  1. Oliver_Clothesoff

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    Not really my best but I had to post something.


    I knew a girl named Joan McNutt,
    Who liked to put things up her butt.
    Some thought this gal was quite a nut,
    To like to put things up her butt.
    She didn’t care, she’d say "Tut, tut,
    I’ll put things there no matter what."
    Then turn her head and off she’d strut.
    Yet when her dad, Ol’ Joe McNutt,
    Learned of his daughter and her butt,
    He tied her up with rope he’d cut,
    And glued her little anus shut.
     
     
    There was a pirate, Billy Gree.
    Who’s penis reached down to his knee.
    But one fine day just back from sea,
    He showed it to a young lady.
    He met beneath a tall oak tree,
    She took him to her bed where she
    Did it with him not one time but three.
    She filled old Billy with such glee.
    A finer time he ne’er did see.
    Yet now old Billy’s sad to see,
    Because it really hurts to pee.
     
     
     
    I met a man named John McFall
    Who only had one lonely ball.
    Just one little ball was all.
    But what he did with that one ball,
    Would cause all the girls to call.
    I don’t know why, he was not tall.
    And money? He had none at all.
    His penis really was quite small.
    And his looks would cause your skin to crawl.
    Yet mad in love with him they’d fall.
    Why all this fuss over John McFall
    Who only had one little ball?
    I’ll tell you why, so please don’t bawl.
    The little fucker can reach his ears with his tongue.
    (Ok. I ran out of rhymes.)
     
  2. willow78

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    Brilliant as always Oliver.....

    For the non-rhyme may I (very humbly) suggest:
    "His tongue could reach right down their hall"?
     
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    :arms: Wonderful again.. you never fail me Oliver... You can make me laugh anytime, anyday... and you know what Marilyn Monroe says about guys that can make a girl laugh?? :chairfall:

    Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss
    Happy Birthday to youse. (LOL...that "YOU" in NJ slang)...
    :fest30: :birthday: :fest30:

    Fancy ~
    "Get a girl to laugh and you can get her to do anything." - MM
     
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    Very good old chap.......Dr Seuss would be honored
     
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