One time drunk me decided that sober me was in dire need of 300 Otter Pops. Three years later sober me still has 187 Otter Pops.
In my opinion I had to look up what Otter Pops were.....
Ok ...Ice lollies.
I was banned from eating anything with red or green food colouring as a child because,
apparently......I was hyperactive**shocker** and red or green anything sent me off like
a rocket.
I may or may not have grown out of it as an adult.
*Pounds on bar*
Bar Keep! 1 raspberry vodka fire engine and make it a triple.
*cue maniacal laughter*