In showers, had enough abuse...

[hung_glasgow]

Hey,

Dunno if anyone else has had this happen to them but I am in a local football team and I have become a bit of a target in the showers for my mates taking the mickey but I'm getting a bit tired of it.

They always say I must be semi-ed up or something as I always look quite fat/chubby in the shower and how it's a bit long but it's not, it's just how I am and they always crack jokes about how I must love seeing naked men and all that rubbish but it's not true. I appreciate a nice looking cock but I am 100% straight. Anyway, I would say I just have an average size cock, not bigger at all, I would say they just have smaller cocks.

Anyway, I am fed up of getting unfair abuse just because I have a maybe bigger than average penis.

Anyone else suffer?

 

[Zacker p]

A good way to stop it is to somehow show them what a hardon looks like. That should shut them up, and give you some street cred too

 

[Big Del]

Guys are always gonna comment in communal showers either way - too small or too big!

Take it as a compliment they think you are bigger than most

 

[BIGBULL29]

They are just jealous. They'd be really pissed if they saw my chubby peter.:biggrin1:

I'd get a semi-boner in the showers and say: "Look boys, I'm going into porn with this big fucker". You all jealous cause you can't measure up?"

 

[2322]

Ask them why they feel the need to pay so much attention to your dick and if they're so sure you're into other guys then maybe they shouldn't stare at it so much. Then point out how jealous they must be.

I honestly do not understand the British need to break everyone down. It's one thing if you're doing it to some arrogant prat, but if you're just an average guy then there's really no call for it.

 

[2322]

They are just jealous. They'd be really pissed if they saw my chubby peter.:biggrin1:

I'd get a semi-boner in the showers and say: "Look boys, I'm going into porn with this big fucker". You all jealous cause you can't measure up?"

Stop bragging about your feet. :tongue:

 

[Anyjoe]

I too have gotten more than my share of unwanted
attention at the gym. I live in a city that is 98% Armeinian.
I am Italian/German and have receive very hostle, agressive energy and stares from men I have never seen or spoken with. It really does get old after a while.

 

[BIGBULL29]

Stop bragging about your feet. :tongue:

11.5 isn't that big, isn't it?:biggrin1:

 

[hung_glasgow]

Cheers guys, thanks for your replies!

I suppose you are all correct, maybe I will just get a boner to shut them all up & see how that goes!

 

[sexplease]

stick out your bottom lip...

pouty-pouty

 

[xenon-naturist]

Anyway, I am fed up of getting unfair abuse just because I have a maybe bigger than average penis.

There's no maybe about it, your cock is much bigger than average, it's longer, it's way thicker and you've got the haircut just right to look manly but in control.

I've been to a few saunas recently - none overtly gay - and only seen one dick as impressive as yours. Of course there were many attractive ones but only one guy had the same impressive dimensions as you - your friends are just jealous. It's always risky trying to take on a situation like this but remind them that they're the ones who enjoy talking about your dick and maybe ask them what it's like to have a tiny willie.

Not sure about your plan to have a stiffie in front of them, but if you do post a pic on here !

 

[curious n str8]

Hell I'd just pop it out sometime while at the pub with their gf's present, the extra attention you get from the ladies ought to shut them up :mischievous:

 

[MarkLondon]

In the words from Lucy Liu in Kill Bill, "Your weapon is quite impressive". (It's said deadpan, when she realises she's been outclassed.)

They're impressed, all right. But to cover-up their own "gayness" by being interested, they vest you with that impulse and transfer the blame.

Hi Xenon! Xenon and I have attended men's (mostly straight) saunas where nudity is normal. In those more mature venues, size is not overtly commented on in a derogative manner.

So, Drunk1, they're just jealous. Ignore them, or just fuck them one by one. It's what they deserve, lol.

 

[D_Warthaughe Peeslit]

I have basically the same story except with a basketball team. None of them said anything to my face but I constantly caught a few from the team sneaking peeks at me in the showers and commenting towards one another. I wrote it off as jealously because I was bigger than while soft compared to them hard. They thought my dick was hard but didn't realize it had plenty of room to grow.

Let them stare. I like the whip it out in front of their girlfriends comment, now that would change their minds lol.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

You might say, "If you are straight, what are you doing staring at my penis? I think the nonstop attention you are showing me means that you are a latent homosexual." That should shut them the hell up.

 

[HiJinx]

This is just the cross we have to bear for having a nice sized cock. It'll pass in time or else you will get used to their slights and laugh it off. My daughter has a size c or d chest, She likes to wear tight shirts. I was walking with her at an outdoor farmers market and noticed all the guys looking at her. I asked her how she felt about it, she said that you just get used to it and don't even notice after a while. She's not going to change herself because someone is going to look at her. Think the same thing around your mates. They're going to say something but if you give no reaction, things will quiet down.

 

[D_Bertrand Ballfloot]

Yes, when I was younger other guys made comments but I ignored them. Once when I was at a public swimming pool the local high school team had just finished practice and there was a very handsome high school boy with a very large cock and the entire team was making comments and he seemed quite embarassed about it. He was really huge. At some point this kid probably found a way to hide it. You couldn't help but notice it.

In my own case I just decided a long time ago that I wasn't going to flaunt it and I wasn't going to hide it, I'd just act naturally and that has been the best policy. I can't think of any clever comebacks.

 

[craig_uk]

I would probably just tell them your not really interested in what they think but if any of their girlfriends want to know what a proper cock looks like they should give you a call.

 

[bigmoochie]

I've been in locker rooms a lot for various sports (soccer, baseball, wrestling) since I was 12 & been around a lot of nekid guys. Some were big & some were not. In my experience, if a guy had a reaction to a guys junk like this it means they're either jealous of the cock, the hung guy's ability in the sport, or their intimidated & that's the way of showing it. We had a couple guys like this on my high school baseball team when I was a junior. They'd transferred from other schools & we had a couple guys on our team who were really big showers & didn't mind who knew it. They were both great guys & players but it was just something they had to get over. Both said they'd never seen guys that hung before in person. After we'd played a number of games & grown close as a team, that shit stopped.

My advice is to just get out there & do your best during the game. Go above & beyond (you probably already do) & allow your ability to speak for you. They'll forget your cock very soon.

 

[NIMBUS]

I would probably just tell them your not really interested in what they think but if any of their girlfriends want to know what a proper cock looks like they should give you a call.

I'd wind them up more by saying feels like, rather than looks like. :biggrin1: