In Soviet Russia.....

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    Based on a Russian comedian from the 80's who always joked everything in Russia was the exact opposite of America.

    Ex. In Soviet Russia water drinks you

    In Soviet Russia Porn watches you.

    Get the gist

    Name of the game make as many Soviet Russia Jokes as you can NAO!!!!!
     
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    In Soviet Russia your dick shakes your hand!
     
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    In Soviet Russia your nose blows you!
     
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    In Soviet Russia posts post you.
     
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    In Soviet Russia cheeseburger can haz kitties.
     
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    In Soviet Russia catslol cuz cheezburger can haz I.
     
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    :261:are you guys talkin about? :confused:
     
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    In Soviet Russia zee vimen fucks you.
     
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    In Soviet Russia steroids inject you.
     
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    Yakov Smirnoff - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    A Chernobyl reference

    In Soviet Union, food eats you.
     
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    Yea thats his name. I was too lazy to look up the article.
     
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    In Soviet Russia hats wear you.
     
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    In Soviet Russia Women impregnates the man.
     
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    In Soviet Russia bamboo eats pandas. :redface:

    And cars drive you.
     
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    It seems jokes tell you. :wink:
     
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    In soviet Russia eyes are in the beauty of the beholder which i guess proves cocks look great.
     
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    in soviet russia road forks you
     
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    In Soviet Russia, lemons squeeze ya. ;)
     
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