In Soviet Russia.....

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

In Soviet Russia, a few drinks knock you back.

In Soviet Russia, your whistle wets you.

 

[798686]

In Soviet Russia, opium is the religion of the masses.

LOL! Or Vodka is... :biggrin1:

(even tho that wouldn't be a proper saying...)

 

[mitchymo]

In Soviet Russia they call it Aissur Teivos

 

[798686]

In Russia Soviet the flame is drawn to the moth...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

In Soviet Russia, blowjobs give women.

 

[flame boy]

In Soviet Russia, ass wipes you!

 

[mitchymo]

In Soviet Russia they have produced a (boring) film tribute called 'The Goat that Stares at Men'

 

[Smooth88]

In Soviet Russia they have produced a (boring) film tribute called 'The Goat that Stares at Men'

In Soviet Russia child beats parents.

 

[conntom]

In Soviet Russia you call Obama 'basically' good [person]

 

[798686]

In Soviet Russia, chance card draws YOU...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

In Soviet Russia, KGB make onions cry.

 

[798686]

LOL!

 

[Smooth88]

In Soviet Russia child give birth to mother.

 

[798686]

In Sov Russia, drinks pull the barmen.

 

[Smooth88]

In Soviet Russia posts post users.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

In Soviet Russia, snow plows snowplows.

 

[_Edu]

In Soviet Russia the bar comes to you.

 

[Smooth88]

In Soviet Russia thread bumps you.

 

[D_Tanya_Hardon]

In America, you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you!

 

[overly_straight]

In America, you check out book from library.

In Soviet Russia, library checks you out!