In Soviet Russia.....

[Smooth88]

In America you walk on sidewalk.

In Soviet Russia sidewalk walks on you.

 

[polarbear]

In Soviet Russia, borscht tastes good.

 

[Smooth88]

In Soviet Russia n00bs pwn you!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

In soviet Russia, Erections have men.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

In Soviet Russia, orgasms have women. And vibrator play with women.

 

[_Edu]

In Soviet Russia, hot girls bang you!

 

[Smooth88]

In Soviet Russia, thread revives you.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

In Soviet Russia, piss or shit takes YOU.