Yesterday evening I was standing in the check out line at the local Borders book store. In front of me was this georgous dark haired woman. Behind me were these two guys about my age. They were talking about her in a not so subtle way. Oh, it started as quiet wisperings that is until one of them in blurted out (i think in spite of himself) "Man look at those titties!" They then tried to involve me in the conversation. She was obviously uncomfortable, I was uncomfortable and not just a little bit pissed . And the people around us I think were shocked that this was actually happening.
It came her turn at the register, she stepped forward and these two continued there rant, albiet quietly I could still hear them and we all knew it was still happening. As one of them was talking to me I turned to him, stepped up closer and asked them what they were doing there since I'm sure neither of them could read and they don't sell porn here. I told him to put his book back and quit pretending, the thought that you have a brain was just an illusion. Then then began the normal prideful threats about how I'm probably gay (no offense guys) and that I probably have a small dick. I then tell them my sexual orientation the size of my dick nor the size of thiers is going to save them if this continues. One of them looked at me and thought better of this little fantasy they were entertaining. He took his friends arm and turned and left like a couple of junior high guy telling me it was a good thing we were in public or... well you know.
WHAT??!!?? That's not supposed to happen! Who acts like that! I live in a fairly swanky part of town and people general fancy themselves as somewhat sophisticated. What in the world?!?! Being an athlete I've been around my share of gyms and locker rooms and I've heard our (men) talk, hell in my younger years I particpated in it. But what happened last night was just stupid and surreal and made me embarassed for the male species in general. On top of all that these guys don't know me. I'm not a small person, I could be anybody, even dangerous. They don't know. What a couple of tools, It's enough to drive a man to violence. Men if this is you.... rise above it. Ladies if this has happened to you, please, extend you grace to those of us who know better.
It came her turn at the register, she stepped forward and these two continued there rant, albiet quietly I could still hear them and we all knew it was still happening. As one of them was talking to me I turned to him, stepped up closer and asked them what they were doing there since I'm sure neither of them could read and they don't sell porn here. I told him to put his book back and quit pretending, the thought that you have a brain was just an illusion. Then then began the normal prideful threats about how I'm probably gay (no offense guys) and that I probably have a small dick. I then tell them my sexual orientation the size of my dick nor the size of thiers is going to save them if this continues. One of them looked at me and thought better of this little fantasy they were entertaining. He took his friends arm and turned and left like a couple of junior high guy telling me it was a good thing we were in public or... well you know.
WHAT??!!?? That's not supposed to happen! Who acts like that! I live in a fairly swanky part of town and people general fancy themselves as somewhat sophisticated. What in the world?!?! Being an athlete I've been around my share of gyms and locker rooms and I've heard our (men) talk, hell in my younger years I particpated in it. But what happened last night was just stupid and surreal and made me embarassed for the male species in general. On top of all that these guys don't know me. I'm not a small person, I could be anybody, even dangerous. They don't know. What a couple of tools, It's enough to drive a man to violence. Men if this is you.... rise above it. Ladies if this has happened to you, please, extend you grace to those of us who know better.