......would you fake your death?
Where would you go? What would your cover story be? Would you totally change up your style?
Where would you go? What would your cover story be? Would you totally change up your style?
Dude, I am about 5 days out from resurrecting into a new identity.
Who says I'm not already in the witless protection program?
There's a program that could protect me from witless people?????? Where do I sign up?!! I wonder how they keep it witless free.... Perhaps there's a chip placed in everyone's cards and mobile app payments, and once you buy over 20 rolls of toilet paper per person per month, you get thrown out, or if you end up liking and sharing a flat earther page, you get evicted.
It's very easy to find the witless. Just ask them "Who won the 2020 U.S. Presidential election?"
What would yours be? I'm vaguely tempted by wolf whisperer or a weed and vegetable growing commune. But cities have advantages and added benefit of anonymity and LGBT communities, perhaps true gay digital nomad could work too.