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Dude, I am about 5 days out from resurrecting into a new identity.

What would yours be? I'm vaguely tempted by wolf whisperer or a weed and vegetable growing commune. But cities have advantages and added benefit of anonymity and LGBT communities, perhaps true gay digital nomad could work too.
 
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I’ve considered it a few times. I’d go to South America or Portugal/Spain. Cover story would be something along the lines of having to cut the family off for unknown reasons (to anyone else - it’s no one’s business why).

totally change up my name and where I’m from but that’s it.
 

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Who says I'm not already in the witless protection program?

There's a program that could protect me from witless people?????? Where do I sign up?!! I wonder how they keep it witless free.... Perhaps there's a chip placed in everyone's cards and mobile app payments, and once you buy over 20 rolls of toilet paper per person per month, you get thrown out, or if you end up liking and sharing a flat earther page, you get evicted.
 

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There's a program that could protect me from witless people?????? Where do I sign up?!! I wonder how they keep it witless free.... Perhaps there's a chip placed in everyone's cards and mobile app payments, and once you buy over 20 rolls of toilet paper per person per month, you get thrown out, or if you end up liking and sharing a flat earther page, you get evicted.

It's very easy to find the witless. Just ask them "Who won the 2020 U.S. Presidential election?"
 

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What would yours be? I'm vaguely tempted by wolf whisperer or a weed and vegetable growing commune. But cities have advantages and added benefit of anonymity and LGBT communities, perhaps true gay digital nomad could work too.

I was a wanderer for years. Traveled north af, traveled south af. Then east to west not to miss anything. Family and fellows have anchored me for too long.

I got dreams of Patagonia and forgetting how cities work. Weeks without people. Bathing in rivers. Visits to normieville for 70s levels of excess and debauchery.

Maybe settle in a mellow climate area rocking cottage goblin gardening and critter rehabilitating realness.

It's been too long sense I was feral.
 

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I disappear a little bit more every day from the space I occupy. I’ve fermented my appetite for apathy at work to the point that it can eat through glass and devour devine inspiration. Eventually I will be translucent, then transparent, until finally I’m just a momentary mist and a wisp of a Cheshire smile and finally nothing.

I’m going to disappear into my studio and those that wander by will just know of the crazy hermit potter who’s origins are as unknown as the noises you once heard in your closet deep into the night. Every blue moon they see him dancing by the light of the gas fire kiln praying to the kiln gods and cackling with delight.
 
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