OMG, I can't believe I'm going to tell stories on him, but they're just too funny! LOL!
Most of the bad things happened to Cap, and he's so sweet he doesn't deserve them but that just makes them funnier!
When we were first together we tried to 69, except I never had anyone that big before but I gave it the old college try. Well, my teeth scraped him up so bad we couldn't have sex for five days! It was so pitiful - red and painful looking.
Once we were in the hot tub, and we tried this position where I was sitting on the edge with my feet hanging outside, Cap was inside. Our spa has brick siding. In the heat of the moment I slipped or jerked forward and he almost broke Little Cap on the edge of the bricks! Yikes!!!! Another five days or more! Poor baby!
Probably the worst is my fault. Daughter was spending the night with a friend after a Friday night football game so we had the house to ourselves! Yay! We went out for dinner and a movie, but we didn't even make it through the movie. We started fooling around and finally decided we needed to get home quickly. Well, we started undressing before we even got inside, and by the time we got to the kitchen we were both nude. I said something about never baptizing the kitchen and he just made a goofy laugh. So I climbed on the counter but it was so dark I told him to go and get a candle out of the half bath right next to the kitchen. Poor baby walked right in on my daughter on the toilet! She had stopped by to pick up some things after the game before going to her girlfriend's house. It sounded like somebody was being murdered, and I'm sure she thought that's what was happening with this naked man bursting in on her! LOL!
Poor hubby almost slammed Little Cap in the door trying to escape from there. I scooped up our clothes and we ran to the bedroom. I got a robe, and I think Cap went hide under the bed. I went and talked to Pris about what was going on and she finally just started laughing about it and so did I! But poor Cap was never the same. He became so paranoid around her that he suffered performance anxiety for weeks whenever Pris was home. Thank god she finally went to college!!! LOL!
Most of the bad things happened to Cap, and he's so sweet he doesn't deserve them but that just makes them funnier!
When we were first together we tried to 69, except I never had anyone that big before but I gave it the old college try. Well, my teeth scraped him up so bad we couldn't have sex for five days! It was so pitiful - red and painful looking.
Once we were in the hot tub, and we tried this position where I was sitting on the edge with my feet hanging outside, Cap was inside. Our spa has brick siding. In the heat of the moment I slipped or jerked forward and he almost broke Little Cap on the edge of the bricks! Yikes!!!! Another five days or more! Poor baby!
Probably the worst is my fault. Daughter was spending the night with a friend after a Friday night football game so we had the house to ourselves! Yay! We went out for dinner and a movie, but we didn't even make it through the movie. We started fooling around and finally decided we needed to get home quickly. Well, we started undressing before we even got inside, and by the time we got to the kitchen we were both nude. I said something about never baptizing the kitchen and he just made a goofy laugh. So I climbed on the counter but it was so dark I told him to go and get a candle out of the half bath right next to the kitchen. Poor baby walked right in on my daughter on the toilet! She had stopped by to pick up some things after the game before going to her girlfriend's house. It sounded like somebody was being murdered, and I'm sure she thought that's what was happening with this naked man bursting in on her! LOL!
Poor hubby almost slammed Little Cap in the door trying to escape from there. I scooped up our clothes and we ran to the bedroom. I got a robe, and I think Cap went hide under the bed. I went and talked to Pris about what was going on and she finally just started laughing about it and so did I! But poor Cap was never the same. He became so paranoid around her that he suffered performance anxiety for weeks whenever Pris was home. Thank god she finally went to college!!! LOL!