This thread is a lot more successful than I had expected!
I might as well share another idiotic moment from my past: As most women have experienced at one time or another, there can be an extremely fine line of when to cease an oral performance on a boy toy. To my own credit, I did not cross this line, at least initially...
He was reclined in a large office chair with legs spread as far as the frame would allow. I had assumed a kneeling a position, then deep into my usual routine. My offhand was cupping and rubbing his balls like a poor magician trying incessantly to make something disappear. My other hand was grasping near the base of his shaft doing the "Heinz-it-up" motion, and my face was exactly where any sane person receiving a blowjob would expect to find it.
Shortly there-after, I heard a guttural grunt along the lines of "HrmmMMm, stop. Stop! Or I am going to cum!", and so I did. Hands-free, tongue retracted, lips pursed with anticipation, I was flicking my hungry gazed back and fro between his cock and strained face, wondering which would prevail. I have no idea what possessed me at that very moment, but I decided it would be great fun to encircle his cock once again with my good hand. No sooner had I gingerly grasped and tipped his dick down towards my face, did he unexpectedly unload square into my gaze. I am not talking about an errant squirt here, or an unlucky miss that finds the forehead or a lock of hair. I mean right into the bridge of my nose and crooks of both eyes.
Comical as it was, the stinging quickly took over and I was half walking, half trotting to the ensuite with as much grace as I could muster in my cum blurred daze. Besides having a good laugh during a thorough rinsing of tap water, neither of us thought much of it. The next day I awoke first, and it was business as usual. My eyes were slightly scratchy, but I chalked that up to the previous evening’s endeavor. Then I saw myself in the mirror… with horror I realized both my eyes were swollen and pink. I will spare you the grotesque details, but suffice it to say, I had managed to contract conjunctivitis and was in for a very interesting visit with my physician.