Inanimate Objects

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  1. jakeatolla

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    You may not know this but many nonliving things
    have a gender.

    1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, yet you can see right through them.

    2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
    are pushed.

    3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

    4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

    5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

    6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

    7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

    8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

    9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

    10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
     
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    That was awesome Jake, very funny!!!!!!!!!!
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