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Last night I volunteered to work in a concession stand at a community event. It was busy and in cramped quarters. One of the women and I were working side-by-side at the counter, and we did our best to not bump into each other as we filled orders.
At one point I slid past her behind her, and as these things go, my entire front carriage brushed against her rear assembly. The whole of Charon's bark, from stem to stern and both bumper buoys, got pressed against her back bay dock.

I thought, 'Ooo....that was embarrassing,' and pretended nothing happened. I forgot about it until this morning, when I thought, 'I really, really hope she didn't notice.'
Obviously this is not something to tell the wife--who happened to be working on the other side of the stand.
At one point I slid past her behind her, and as these things go, my entire front carriage brushed against her rear assembly. The whole of Charon's bark, from stem to stern and both bumper buoys, got pressed against her back bay dock.
I thought, 'Ooo....that was embarrassing,' and pretended nothing happened. I forgot about it until this morning, when I thought, 'I really, really hope she didn't notice.'