increase cock cheese

[user2008]

Hi everybody
I love to smell man's body. I'm uncut and i try to have some smegma under my foreskin. I didn't clean my cock for 3 days but i haven't got cheese yet.
Any advice to increase smegma on dick ?
Thanks

 

[jlr080281]

I'm uncut, but I wash, so I'm not really sure.

I'd PM Morning_Glory and ask her. She's an expert on smegma. She probably has plenty under her gross, unwashed pussy flaps.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

uke:

 

[D_CountdeGrandePinja]

I'm UC - not a cheese fan - that is, of the cock!

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

I will regret this somehow, but watch this thread before u ask further about smegma... it isn't a big succes around here...: http://www.lpsg.org/112987-post-your-smegma-photos.html

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I will regret this somehow, but watch this thread before u ask further about smegma... it isn't a big succes around here...: http://www.lpsg.org/112987-post-your-smegma-photos.html

Just when I successfully blocked it out of my mind...

 

[MickeyLee]

hot sauce. smegma is produced to protect the glans, so any kind of irritant would increase production.

just to be on the safe side, so none of ya precious cheese is lost to underpants rubbing, wrap the whole thing in cling film.

instructions:
you will need...
one shallow dish.
one bottle of tabasco.
one penis.
nerves of steel.
one roll of clingfilm *store brand will do*

how to:
1. pour 1tbsp of tabasco into the dish.
2. roll back your foreskin.
3. dip bared glans into hot sauce.
4. roll foreskin back over the glans.
5. wrap penis in cling film. *leave a small whole at the top for urinating through*
6. put on underpants.

let your penis marinate for two to three days. you'll be tempted to check on the progress, but don't.

post back in about a week to let everyone know how your peen formage experiment is going.

:smile:

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

hot sauce. Smegma is produced to protect the glans, so any kind of irritant would increase production.

Just to be on the safe side, so none of ya precious cheese is lost to underpants rubbing, wrap the whole thing in cling film.

Instructions:
You will need...
One shallow dish.
One bottle of tabasco.
One penis.
Nerves of steel.
One roll of clingfilm *store brand will do*

how to:
1. Pour 1tbsp of tabasco into the dish.
2. Roll back your foreskin.
3. Dip bared glans into hot sauce.
4. Roll foreskin back over the glans.
5. Wrap penis in cling film. *leave a small whole at the top for urinating through*
6. Put on underpants.

Let your penis marinate for two to three days. You'll be tempted to check on the progress, but don't.

Post back in about a week to let everyone know how your peen formage experiment is going.

:smile:

lmfao!

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

hot sauce. smegma is produced to protect the glans, so any kind of irritant would increase production.

just to be on the safe side, so none of ya precious cheese is lost to underpants rubbing, wrap the whole thing in cling film.

instructions:
you will need...
one shallow dish.
one bottle of tabasco.
one penis.
nerves of steel.
one roll of clingfilm *store brand will do*

how to:
1. pour 1tbsp of tabasco into the dish.
2. roll back your foreskin.
3. dip bared glans into hot sauce.
4. roll foreskin back over the glans.
5. wrap penis in cling film. *leave a small whole at the top for urinating through*
6. put on underpants.

let your penis marinate for two to three days. you'll be tempted to check on the progress, but don't.

post back in about a week to let everyone know how your peen formage experiment is going.

:smile:

I'm allergic to tobasco, do you think warmed fondue cheese, nacho cheese or even Velveeta would give a person a headstart in the dickcheese race?

 

[blkbro510]

ROFL! Cock cheese! Wow just when you think you've heard it all, you learn some more.

 

[MickeyLee]

I'm allergic to tobasco, do you think warmed fondue cheese, nacho cheese or even Velveeta would give a person a headstart in the dickcheese race?

allergic to tabasco? *ponders* maybe a light dusting with curry powder. hmm horse radish?

i can totally see why you would think cheese begets cheese... but sadly, no, is not the case. pasteurizing the cheese product kills the bacteria ya looking for.

if you're looking for a quick fix, like it's friday night and you need that confidence boost a man only gets from a uber cheesy peen. you could "fake it til ya make it" with something like spray cheese in a can. a bit of caution: true connoisseur of the peen fromage can tell the difference. you could be subjected to ridicule from your peers. :frown1:

 

[lilbear]

This is the reason I am glad that I was "cut" at birth!!!

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

This is the reason I am glad that I was "cut" at birth!!!

Well yeah, great idea, let's blame foreskin, the natural way

 

[mandoman]

This is the reason I am glad that I was "cut" at birth!!!

He was totally pulling our legs.

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

allergic to tabasco? *ponders* maybe a light dusting with curry powder. hmm horse radish?

i can totally see why you would think cheese begets cheese... but sadly, no, is not the case. pasteurizing the cheese product kills the bacteria ya looking for.

if you're looking for a quick fix, like it's friday night and you need that confidence boost a man only gets from a uber cheesy peen. you could "fake it til ya make it" with something like spray cheese in a can. a bit of caution: true connoisseur of the peen fromage can tell the difference. you could be subjected to ridicule from your peers. :frown1:

Ahh no horseradish either, it uhm does other things to me. I guess I'll just have to go without cockcheese. I'm so heartbroken. :rofl: It's amazing what soap and water can prevent :biggrin1:

I do hope the OP tried your methods though! :smile: I'll anxiously wait to see if he reports if your method for increasing peen fromage works. :up:

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Nah. It's not pretty. Just wash it.

 

[briefs]

Just stick with it. The body does all the work naturally. When it's just right, share it. When it's too strong, rinse.
To everyone who doesn't like it, you don't have to participate. Everyone has a special turn-on.

 

[DiscoBoy]

What wine goes best with that kinda cheese?!

 

[avatarng]

3 days with out cheese does not sound right. I can't go one day with out producing a lot of cheese. I kept my cock clean everyday.

 

[B_Nick8]

Oh, god. It's Austin Blue all over again.