Indiana Jones and the.....

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  1. Mem

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    (Complete the title)

    Search for Geritol.
     
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    Indiana Jones and the wedding between him and Marion at the end of the new movie, also the crystal skull/golden city were created by aliens.



























    *SPOILER ALERT*
     
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    Was that supposed to be anything other then just stupid JN?...:loser:
     
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    Just ruining things for fanboys ^_^

    the spoilers are accurate.
     
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    Spoiler Alert goes at the top of the page. At the bottom of the page it does no good,
     
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    ..Search for the Golden Walker.
     
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    Giver of Ancient Blowjobs
     
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    Worst in the Series.

    Kills me to say that too.:frown1:
     
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    pile os shit
     
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    That was really rude. Why be an asshole about it?
     
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    Saucer Men from Mars :biggrin:

    Oh wait...

    *glares at George Lucas*
     
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    It really was a terrible movie. If you're a fan of the series, do yourself a favor and stay home.

    No atmosphere, no real heroism, no attitude. Shia LeBeuf as a tough-guy '50s greaser with a switchblade and motorcycle. Retarded plotline about aliens with magnetic crystal skeletons. Unsatisfying ending. A very Lucasy focus on fancy effects rather than character. Obvious twists.

    Seriously, just stay home.
     
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    Totally over-the-top. Indy gets hit by an atomic bomb and survives by ducking into a refrigerator which then rockets into the sky, finally coming back to earth with impact 1/100th of which would kill anyone.

    Indiana Jones is hardcore, but come on, it isn't a Marvel comic movie.
     
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    Makes Temple of Doom look like Raiders of the Lost Ark
     
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    Seriously, just shut the fuck up.

    Please
     
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    Deus Ex Machina lined up like dominos. I remember when Indiana Jones used to, you know, investigate stuff. This movie was all about passing the torch to Shia TheBeef, who will likely now continue the series alone.

    Worst casting I could have ever imagined.
     
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    Zombies for no reason
     
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    Saw it today... big YAWN and I am a fan.. the audience did not even clap... says a lot....
     
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    I especially liked the CGI gophers. In fact, the opening shot is of a CGI gopher!

    It made me feel like I was watching Caddy Shack!

    2!
     
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