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Indiana Jones and the wedding between him and Marion at the end of the new movie, also the crystal skull/golden city were created by aliens.



























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Indiana Jones and the wedding between him and Marion at the end of the new movie, also the crystal skull/golden city were created by aliens.

*SPOILER ALERT*

Just ruining things for fanboys ^_^

the spoilers are accurate.

That was really rude. Why be an asshole about it?
 

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It really was a terrible movie. If you're a fan of the series, do yourself a favor and stay home.

No atmosphere, no real heroism, no attitude. Shia LeBeuf as a tough-guy '50s greaser with a switchblade and motorcycle. Retarded plotline about aliens with magnetic crystal skeletons. Unsatisfying ending. A very Lucasy focus on fancy effects rather than character. Obvious twists.

Seriously, just stay home.
 

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Totally over-the-top. Indy gets hit by an atomic bomb and survives by ducking into a refrigerator which then rockets into the sky, finally coming back to earth with impact 1/100th of which would kill anyone.

Indiana Jones is hardcore, but come on, it isn't a Marvel comic movie.
 

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Deus Ex Machina lined up like dominos. I remember when Indiana Jones used to, you know, investigate stuff. This movie was all about passing the torch to Shia TheBeef, who will likely now continue the series alone.

Worst casting I could have ever imagined.