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Hi everyone,
Tonight I went out to the movies w/ a prospective new girlfriend. She thinks I am really picky about a woman's looks, so at one point she asked, "Does your woman have to be large breasted?" I tried to answer that as diplomatically as possible w/o coming off w/ some huge titty "fetish". Yeah, it is nice to have large breasts, but for me it comes down to the nipples and the areola. I told her that I fooled around w/ an anorexic lady once who had inverted nipples. It was the first and last time for me. Then I told her that I don't like grotesquely large breasts w/ these larger than silver dollar areolas.
I basically told her as long as they aren't "skeeter bites" AND the nipples get hard that works for me. I like to adjust the volume and the tuning w/ those nice big pencil eraser size nipples.
So a few minutes later, I turned the tables on her and aksed "Does your man have to be well hung?"
At first she tried to avoid the question as best she could, but I got her back on topic.
Her response was "well... yeah...every girl likes a big..." and then switched into diplomatic mode, while her eyes darted from large hands.
With a little more prying, she admitted that her soon to be official X-husband was small and only once during their 4 years of marriage did she orgasm w/ him.
I had to ask "You mean just during intercourse?"
She said "No, everything."
"You mean no orgasm during foreplay, or while receiving oral, nothing?"
She said "Yes, not even during that. I think he didn't know where my clitoris was."
So for me this is the third "girlfriend" in a row that has admitted to having lousy lovers/husbands. All three are in their 30's.
So for the ladies on this forum who might be reading this, are inept male lovers that common?
I can't believe it.
I feel like I should put together a power point presentation, buy a laser pointer, and go on the lecture circuit to all male audiences across the nation. I am by no means a Casanova, and I am no where near hung as some guys on this board.
What say you?
Danke,
W/In 1 Stand Dev
Tonight I went out to the movies w/ a prospective new girlfriend. She thinks I am really picky about a woman's looks, so at one point she asked, "Does your woman have to be large breasted?" I tried to answer that as diplomatically as possible w/o coming off w/ some huge titty "fetish". Yeah, it is nice to have large breasts, but for me it comes down to the nipples and the areola. I told her that I fooled around w/ an anorexic lady once who had inverted nipples. It was the first and last time for me. Then I told her that I don't like grotesquely large breasts w/ these larger than silver dollar areolas.
I basically told her as long as they aren't "skeeter bites" AND the nipples get hard that works for me. I like to adjust the volume and the tuning w/ those nice big pencil eraser size nipples.
So a few minutes later, I turned the tables on her and aksed "Does your man have to be well hung?"
At first she tried to avoid the question as best she could, but I got her back on topic.
Her response was "well... yeah...every girl likes a big..." and then switched into diplomatic mode, while her eyes darted from large hands.
With a little more prying, she admitted that her soon to be official X-husband was small and only once during their 4 years of marriage did she orgasm w/ him.
I had to ask "You mean just during intercourse?"
She said "No, everything."
"You mean no orgasm during foreplay, or while receiving oral, nothing?"
She said "Yes, not even during that. I think he didn't know where my clitoris was."
So for me this is the third "girlfriend" in a row that has admitted to having lousy lovers/husbands. All three are in their 30's.
So for the ladies on this forum who might be reading this, are inept male lovers that common?
I can't believe it.
I feel like I should put together a power point presentation, buy a laser pointer, and go on the lecture circuit to all male audiences across the nation. I am by no means a Casanova, and I am no where near hung as some guys on this board.
What say you?
Danke,
W/In 1 Stand Dev