Innocent Jokes

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  1. B_Stronzo

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    We're always innundated by the ever-poplar so-called "Dirty Joes" ...

    I've only just recalled one my Scottish uncle loved to tell.


    A man and a lovely young girl were walking through the woods.

    Said the man to the girl: "My but it's pleasant walking through the woods with a pregnant woman!"

    Responded the girl: "But my good man! I'm not pregnant!!"

    Man responded: "But dear you're not out of the woods yet"

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    Feel free to share family jokes that have been handed down to you.
     
  2. Calboner

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    How is that an "innocent" joke? I'd call it a nasty and ugly one. The fact that it implies a rape without mentioning it hardly makes it innocent.
     
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    I didn't take it as rape. I took it as a flirty proposition.
     
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    Me too.

    For the record I interpreted "clean joke" as one not littered with swearing and overt sex which quite clearly this one fits.
     
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    So how do you castrate a redneck?

    Kick his sister in the jaw...
     
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    So how do you castrate a redneck?
    Kick his sister in the jaw...


    Like yours too Zos23xy!:biggrin1:

    Oh for God's sake get a grip!
    Aren't you adding way more deviousness into the story
    than what was implied?:cool:
    Absolutely.
    C.B.:saevil:
     
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    Talk about reading more into something than exits.. for the love of Christ Calboner what a preposterous interpretation.

    Not even a light thread can go without someone taking a pot shot.

    Fucking place...:rolleyes:
     
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    I don't think Cal is far off at all. "My good man" is an old formal address for someone you don't know and given the period this was used it would be unlikely that a woman would have sex with someone not her husband. While it doesn't imply rape absolutely, it's certainly lewd. "Young girl" instead of young woman doesn't speak well for it either.

    It's no more innocent than the 'joke' where the young boy complained that it was scary walking deep into the creepy woods and the man replied that at least the boy wasn't the one who was going to have to walk back alone...

    In my book an innocent joke is one you can tell and explain to children without causing nightmares or raising the subject of sex.

    An innocent joke.

    Q. Why was the M&M inpector fired?
    A. For throwing out all the Ws.
     
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    Jokes are rarely if ever innocent if they're worth repeating.
     
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    (This is a bad joke.)

    A man takes a little boy into the woods at night.

    The little boy says "I'm scared"

    The man says "you think you're scared, I gotta walk out of here alone." :redface:

    (PS we have a forum for jokes.)
     
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    ^^^^That's the one.
     
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