inquiringmind: They say for every family fight turned deadly
At the Thanksgiving table
there was a whole menu of dysfunction
that no one knew about.
We are so merciless
diagnosing quirks that have taken
a lifetime to cultivate
we all have a great uncle mojo
Inconvenient at times
when we want to pretend
that our name is Cleaver (without Eldridge)
and we live on TV
But who knows what lurks
behind those PLEDGE scented doors
"Cause we all know by now
That insanity is a relative thing.
Inquiring mind
At the Thanksgiving table
there was a whole menu of dysfunction
that no one knew about.
We are so merciless
diagnosing quirks that have taken
a lifetime to cultivate
we all have a great uncle mojo
Inconvenient at times
when we want to pretend
that our name is Cleaver (without Eldridge)
and we live on TV
But who knows what lurks
behind those PLEDGE scented doors
"Cause we all know by now
That insanity is a relative thing.
Inquiring mind
