When I'm out and about, I'm never sure which of these responses I find more hilarious...
So, here's the situation:
There's a couple, and there's me. Even if I'm honestly just innocently looking their way, or I'm admittedly busted checking the guy out (checking out the girl is a different thread than this), these are just casual passings.
The two responses:
The guy nervously grabs the girl, and acts all "I'm STRAIGHT dammit!".
-or-
The girl nervously grabs the guy, and gives me a "back-off-bitch" look.
I just had the first one happen (the second one just happened a few days ago), which reminded me of this happening to me every once in a while. He grabbed her, and got all affectionate. She gave a surprised look like, "OK, I have NO idea what brought THIS on, but it's about time, and I'm not gonna question it".
I'm baffled that anything about me would bring about either of these responses, and I find these responses absurbly and totally hysterical. Anyone else have this happen, or any ideas why?
So, here's the situation:
There's a couple, and there's me. Even if I'm honestly just innocently looking their way, or I'm admittedly busted checking the guy out (checking out the girl is a different thread than this), these are just casual passings.
The two responses:
The guy nervously grabs the girl, and acts all "I'm STRAIGHT dammit!".
-or-
The girl nervously grabs the guy, and gives me a "back-off-bitch" look.
I just had the first one happen (the second one just happened a few days ago), which reminded me of this happening to me every once in a while. He grabbed her, and got all affectionate. She gave a surprised look like, "OK, I have NO idea what brought THIS on, but it's about time, and I'm not gonna question it".
I'm baffled that anything about me would bring about either of these responses, and I find these responses absurbly and totally hysterical. Anyone else have this happen, or any ideas why?