Insult a halfwit.

Hick... point out the halfwit. I've had those moments too and if I have to insult myself... well, just let me know.
 
OK...
You feebleminded fuktwit. You lick the scum off the scab of a donkeys foreskin after its fucked a bull in the ass...
 
A 52 year old fuckwit . A galleryless halfwit.
Your GPS, flashight etc are 1/4 wit as well.
have a shit day.
 
^^ best so far - bit of a stab at getting personal at least - but overall a disappointing show.

Come on, people - you can do better than this!!

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Could you please give us a tiny example, MB?

What about:

Why don't you and your conservative waxed ass get the fuck out of my face and get your well deserved ban, you sad deep rooted wart!

'S e as a' bhaile nam guirean a tha thu!

OMG! I might have to pray a lot now....