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madame_zora said:
I don't know how to quote someone from another thread, but Rock just said that and I sputtered out loud- thought it was worth sharing.

I have to admit, after reading that, if I were drinking something it would've been all over my monitor and keyboard.

I did infact "Laugh Out Loud".
 

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This is one was used by a college professor of mine to a fellow student in class “Your brain is so small, that if it were shit in a flea’s asshole it would rattle. Hmmmm, I rather like that one, class dismissed!”

This coming from a monk who looked like Uncle Fester.
 

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#1 - A poster child for birth control
#2 - Someone forgot to chlorinate the gene pool, and here's the resulting pond scum.
#3 - Has a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together
#4 - (to a not-so-attractive person) A mouth fit to gnaw the warts off of any penile implant.
#5 - Sets low personal goals and consistently fails to achieve them.

Plenty more on tap, too...
 

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Spoogesicle said:
Can we ever forget cunt-breathing dragon? I'm not quite sure what it means, but it occurred at this site.

Hmm. That's a good one. Whatever it is, I doubt it'd smell very good....:cool:
 

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mercurialbliss said:
*squints*

What am I looking at?

Again with the horrible ass-kissing, but:

that's hilarious! reading it made me raise my eyebrow, but actually doing it (or imagining someone do it) is hysterical.
 

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Gisella said:
and it come out in portuguese bcause in english it lost the meaning in translation...
“O cão meneia o seu rabo, não para você, mas para o seu pão!” - Provérbio Português

BronxBombshell said:
This is a Yiddish insult, but I forgot the Yiddish for it long, long ago.

May all your teeth fall out but one, so you may still have a toothache.
Mai alle Ihre Zähne fallen aus aber ein, so können Sie noch ein Zahnweh haben.