Does today's look any better? It has a big hideous bulge.
Once again, I am not worried about bruising.
DUDE. CHILL. Really. Chill first and then we can discuss your dick. It was fine and it still is fine.
Even if your dick were truely weird it would still be ok. But it's not. It's a little fat in proportion to the glans, but it's not weird or ugly--and it is guaranteed to slim down and even out more in the next 10-12 days. Also when it is erect the head will get bigger to match the shaft. My dick is a little fat on the end too and I think it is one of it's better attributes.
Listen to the Dr. and don't overdo the massaging. Rest is very healing.
Now that we've covered that...
Don't come on this forum and shit on good advice. It's a privileged to be here and get volunteered feedback. You ignored all the support and positivity. They don't know you and have no reason to lie. Many just want to share their wisdom and make the world a better place.
You are lucky to be only getting muffin jokes. You gave people no choice after ignoring their honest, positive opinions and serious attempts at consolation. The only thing left to do for you was humor you or ignore you. You even told someone fuck you and we are still trying.
Dick is fine, getting even better. It's even thicker, which is what you wanted. Like everybody said, worry about your head instead.