Interested in female opinions of my new, injected dick

[hivelpsg]

ah okay.

 

[farmerjohn1324]

ah okay.

I found a guy on Phalloboards who had this procedure twice. He showed me his recovery pictures and they were very similar. Definitely calmed me down.

 

[916416]

Having testicles has nothing to do with one's courage or fortitude........

I'm sure that shit's a revelation to our resident farmer.

 

[farmerjohn1324]

I'm sure that shit's a revelation to our resident farmer.

Do you know my life story, little boy?

 

[916416]

Do you know my life story, little boy?

No, but if it were worth knowing I'm sure you'd post it here.

 

[farmerjohn1324]

No, but if it were worth knowing I'm sure you'd post it here.

No, I wouldn't.

 

[916416]

Yes so I can put them in your mom's mouth.

You have devolved splendidly.

 

[916416]

No, I wouldn't.

I'm sure.

 

[farmerjohn1324]

I'm sure.

I'm so sick of this site. I should have just went to Phalloboards in the first place.

 

[916416]

I wouldn't encourage this dude, it honestly sounds like he has freaking dysmorphia issues.

I don't see how an injection is brave. I don't think breast implants are brave. I don't think a rhinoplasty is brave.

I never considered dysmorphia, but it fits perfectly. Of course should he go to the Doc for a diagnosis I'm sure we will get 14 threads seeking confirmation bias via board opinion.

 

[916416]

I'm so sick of this site.

Liar.

 

[farmerjohn1324]

I never considered dysmorphia, but it fits perfectly. Of course should he go to the Doc for a diagnosis I'm sure we will get 14 threads seeking confirmation bias via board opinion.

I already know my mental health diagnosis.

It's way more than dysmorphia.

Does every girl that gets breast implants have dysmorphia?

 

[nailz]

Fuck you.

Hey go fuck yourself.

You're annoying as fuck.

You are extremely sexually unattractive, by the way.

Are you mad because you're fat?

Yes so I can put them in your mom's mouth.

I would own your mom and make her my bitch.

This is why you have to pay for sex. Unfortunately there are no surgical procedures to fix this. No amount of silicone injections will fix batshit crazy or a totally repulsive personality.

 

[farmerjohn1324]

This is why you have to pay for sex. Unfortunately there are no surgical procedures to fix this. No amount of silicone injections will fix batshit crazy or a totally repulsive personality.

But I only act like that to people that piss me off.

 

[farmerjohn1324]

This is why you have to pay for sex. Unfortunately there are no surgical procedures to fix this. No amount of silicone injections will fix batshit crazy or a totally repulsive personality.

Plus, who ever said I minded paying for sex.

But closer to the reason would be that when I go out...

I don't talk. I sit by myself and don't say a word to anyone.

 

[hzs3fg]

You are extremely sexually unattractive, by the way.

Says the man who has to pay for sex...

 

[farmerjohn1324]

Says the man who has to pay for sex...

I have 5 girls I could call for free right now if I weren't in bandages.

But what's the fun in doing someone twice? Sometimes, I would rather pay for it than try to pretend to be nice at a bar.

 

[hzs3fg]

I have 5 girls I could call for free right now if I weren't in bandages.

But what's the fun in doing someone twice? Sometimes, I would rather pay for it than try to pretend to be nice at a bar.

My God, you are such an ass.

 

[nailz]

I have 5 girls I could call for free right now if I weren't in bandages.

But what's the fun in doing someone twice? Sometimes, I would rather pay for it than try to pretend to be nice at a bar.

Charming.

Is this you?

 

[hypolimnas]

My God, you are such an ass.

but his cock is going to be amazing