Interested in female opinions of my new, injected dick

[Tattooed Goddess]

I am beginning to think you are one of Donald Trump's children. Though I think they get a better allowance from Daddy.

 

[dirkjesje]

I own so many... I have so many... I make so many... I fuck so many...

Point is : you are a very insecure man.
And above all a bad decision maker. For something important as your body, you made an impulsive decision and a few days later you realized that there were other options.

But hey, good luck with your dick, your car, your business. Hope you find happiness in your life.

 

[farmerjohn1324]

I own so many... I have so many... I make so many... I fuck so many...

Point is : you are a very insecure man.
And above all a bad decision maker. For something important as your body, you made an impulsive decision and a few days later you realized that there were other options.

But hey, good luck with your dick, your car, your business. Hope you find happiness in your life.

I never said I fuck so many anything.

And with my new dick, I'm not sure I'll ever fuck anything for free ever again.

Still hoping it looks somewhat normal after 90 days.

 

[minimag]

As long as people are quoting movies and song lyrics, here's one for ya:

"...This haunted [dick] holds no horror for me now. It's in your soul, that the true distortion lies..."

 

[nailz]

My dad owns 20% of a utility company that profits about $60 million per year.

Although I don't like to think this way, my retirement should be more than secured in his will.

Life is far less expensive than $100,000/year, but anything else, I would just put back in my business.

It's a better return than anything at the bank or stocks. Recessions don't affect my business as much as it would others due to the nature of it.

I currently operate in 5 counties. I have room to go national.

Good for you.
Yet despite the fact that LPSG has established that "99% of women are gold diggers"*, you still have to pay for sex.
You might want to take a moment to really think about that.

* do a forum search for gold diggers, you'll get 16 pages of results, mostly "women are gold-diggers"

 

[farmerjohn1324]

Good for you.
Yet despite the fact that LPSG has established that "99% of women are gold diggers"*, you still have to pay for sex.
You might want to take a moment to really think about that.

* do a forum search for gold diggers, you'll get 16 pages of results, mostly "women are gold-diggers"

If they are gold diggers, wouldn't that lead logically to the tact of me having to pay for sex? You seem to be agreeing with yourself and not offering any argument.

What is your point.

It has been established that women are gold diggers and I have to pay for sex. These statements agree with each other.

There's also one more thing getting in the way of me and women, but I could only tell you in private if I even wanted to. It has to do with a criminal record.

 

[nailz]

If they are gold diggers, wouldn't that lead logically to the tact of me having to pay for sex? You seem to be agreeing with yourself and not offering any argument.

What is your point.

It has been established that women are gold diggers and I have to pay for sex. These statements agree with each other.

There's also one more thing getting in the way of me and women, but I could only tell you in private if I even wanted to. It has to do with a criminal record.

*pinches self*

this can't be real

 

[farmerjohn1324]

*pinches self*

this can't be real

If you're going to try to communicate with me, you need to do it in plain English.

I don't understand sarcasm, metaphors, jokes, etc. Especially not over the Internet.

 

[deleted936015]

*pinches self*

this can't be real

This is real... REAL draining...
Yet i keep coming back to see the next instalment!

Am glad OP seems to have chilled about the look of it tho...

 

[jumbo747jet]

Our LPSG moderating team would like to remind all that LPSG.COM is an adult web site and that we therefor expect our members to behave in a adult manner, showing other members respect, also when possibly being of a different opinion.

 

[farmerjohn1324]

Our LPSG moderating team would like to remind all that LPSG.COM is an adult web site and that we therefor expect our members to behave in a adult manner, showing other members respect, also when possibly being of a different opinion.

I'm just trying to make sense of what Nailz said.

It seems like she said...

"Despite the fact that most girls are gold diggers, you still have to pay for sex."

Which seems to be no argument at all.

 

[AlteredEgo]

14 years of doing what? Reselling someone else's product?

I do everything under my own name because personal tax rates are less than corporate/LLC rates and there is virtually no liability risk in what I do.

This sounds false for two reasons. One, it contradicts something you wrote to me, and two, personal income tax in Florida, the state wherein I still claim residency, where I own a home in Volusia County, is $0.00. No personal income tax. And while that is technically less than... any. Income tax, it just doesn't seem like a person would say 'lower', instead of 'none'.

Moreover, any person who actually knows how to run a business *raises hand* knows you never leave business in your own name. A corporate entity shields you from personal liability, something that can be far more costly than taxes in case of an error or oversight. Also, the individual is taxed based on gross income. The corporate entity is taxed based on how much money is left over when you get done spending money. Smartly written corporate bylaws can make it so you cover a lot of what would otherwise be personal expenses with corporate funds, maximizing your leverage and minimizing your obligation. But sure. Sing that song.

 

[farmerjohn1324]

This sounds false for two reasons. One, it contradicts something you wrote to me, and two, personal income tax in Florida, the state wherein I still claim residency, where I own a home in Volusia County, is $0.00. No personal income tax. And while that is technically less than... any. Income tax, it just doesn't seem like a person would say 'lower', instead of 'none'.

Moreover, any person who actually knows how to run a business *raises hand* knows you never leave business in your own name. A corporate entity shields you from personal liability, something that can be far more costly than taxes in case of an error or oversight. Also, the individual is taxed based on gross income. The corporate entity is taxed based on how much money is left over when you get done spending money. Smartly written corporate bylaws can make it so you cover a lot of what would otherwise be personal expenses with corporate funds, maximizing your leverage and minimizing your obligation. But sure. Sing that song.

Personal federal tax rates are lower then corporate federal tax rates.

There is no liability in what I do.

Sounds like you're feeling better. Are you gonna help me now?

 

[farmerjohn1324]

Everyone seems to "know how to run a business," but they never say what they do or how much they make.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Personal federal tax rates are lower then corporate federal tax rates.

There is no liability in what I do.

Sounds like you're feeling better. Are you gonna help me now?

No. My fever broke tonight as you can tell, but in exchange I had to embrace insomnia. So, I had time to catch up on reading here, and while I remembered you as being kind of a bite in the dick, you're a much less appealing person than I remember. You're certainly not compelling. The more you heal up and feel better about your dick, the worse you treat everyone around you. So no. My assistance is withdrawn.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Everyone seems to "know how to run a business," but they never say what they do or how much they make.

Yeah. Including you. Me? I succeed at everything I try. Turns out, most of life is applied common sense. Just so you know, there is no such thing as a zero-liability business. I've sold every legal tangible and intangible thing you can imagine. And I've witnessed lawsuits for them all. I know an artist who got sued after the wooden guts of a canvass she sold gave the customer a splinter that got infected. Stuff that once upon a time was just bad luck is a lawsuit these days. Don't say I didn't warn you.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Oh. And lastly let me fully explain this part so you can brain it.

If John Brown grosses $100K per tax year his Uncle Sam is gonna stick him for 28 grand BEFORE he gets his car, goes on vacation, buys his meals, gets new clothes, pays for housing and utilities, etc., and only a certain percentage of his residence can be declared tax exempt. So, to be clear, John Brown really only has $72K and he still has to pay for everything he wants and needs for the year, and still leave some over for re-investment.

How does John Brown LLC fare? Well, it's true that his tax rate is 34%, but it's only 34% of PROFIT. The bylaws of John Brown LLC promise their CEO a semi-annual restorative retreats so he can relax and have fun in between rounds of studying up on his industry trends, a corporate vehicle, breakfast and lunch if both fall during the workday, a wardrobe, a cell phone, corporate housing and a partridge in a pear tree. Only after all of that and whatever else is paid for is the LLC taxed based on what is leftover.

Assuming anything you say can be believed, you may know how to make some money, but you don't know how to keep it. Good luck with that.

 

[farmerjohn1324]

Oh. And lastly let me fully explain this part so you can brain it.

If John Brown grosses $100K per tax year his Uncle Sam is gonna stick him for 28 grand BEFORE he gets his car, goes on vacation, buys his meals, gets new clothes, pays for housing and utilities, etc., and only a certain percentage of his residence can be declared tax exempt. So, to be clear, John Brown really only has $72K and he still has to pay for everything he wants and needs for the year, and still leave some over for re-investment.

How does John Brown LLC fare? Well, it's true that his tax rate is 34%, but it's only 34% of PROFIT. The bylaws of John Brown LLC promise their CEO a semi-annual restorative retreats so he can relax and have fun in between rounds of studying up on his industry trends, a corporate vehicle, breakfast and lunch if both fall during the workday, a wardrobe, a cell phone, corporate housing and a partridge in a pear tree. Only after all of that and whatever else is paid for is the LLC taxed based on what is leftover.

Assuming anything you say can be believed, you may know how to make some money, but you don't know how to keep it. Good luck with that.

I have very minor expenses for living. I'm not sure trying to pawn off personal stuff as business stuff would make much of a difference. Who knows though? I might change in the future.

Other people have suggested not only incorporating (or LLC) but to find another person to make partial owner so they can't "pierce the corporate veil" in a lawsuit.

What complete stranger would I make part owner? I have no idea.

 

[farmerjohn1324]

Oh. And lastly let me fully explain this part so you can brain it.

If John Brown grosses $100K per tax year his Uncle Sam is gonna stick him for 28 grand BEFORE he gets his car, goes on vacation, buys his meals, gets new clothes, pays for housing and utilities, etc., and only a certain percentage of his residence can be declared tax exempt. So, to be clear, John Brown really only has $72K and he still has to pay for everything he wants and needs for the year, and still leave some over for re-investment.

How does John Brown LLC fare? Well, it's true that his tax rate is 34%, but it's only 34% of PROFIT. The bylaws of John Brown LLC promise their CEO a semi-annual restorative retreats so he can relax and have fun in between rounds of studying up on his industry trends, a corporate vehicle, breakfast and lunch if both fall during the workday, a wardrobe, a cell phone, corporate housing and a partridge in a pear tree. Only after all of that and whatever else is paid for is the LLC taxed based on what is leftover.

Assuming anything you say can be believed, you may know how to make some money, but you don't know how to keep it. Good luck with that.

So which of these expenses should I try to claim are necessary business expenses?

Homeowners insurance? Auto insurance? Home electric bill? Home utilities? Internet?

Or should I start going on lavish vacations and eating fancy meals that I don't otherwise eat?

 

[farmerjohn1324]

No. My fever broke tonight as you can tell, but in exchange I had to embrace insomnia. So, I had time to catch up on reading here, and while I remembered you as being kind of a bite in the dick, you're a much less appealing person than I remember. You're certainly not compelling. The more you heal up and feel better about your dick, the worse you treat everyone around you. So no. My assistance is withdrawn.

No, I only talk back to the people that start it.

You're going to offer all that help and then tell me that you won't even tell me what Round 2 was?