"Interesting Facts: The Human Body"

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  1. Principessa

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    "Interesting Facts: The Human Body"
    - "The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.

    - A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

    - It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your #stomach.

    - The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

    - The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

    - A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

    - If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.

    - Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

    - There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

    - Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.

    - Women blink twice as much as men.

    - The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain.

    - When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate...they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!

    - Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.

    - Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

    -If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

    -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.



    You looked at your thumb..... Didn't you?" :tongue:



     
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    If I can make my thumbs longer will that make my penis longer? :confused:
     
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    Wonderful post... and yes I looked at my thumb, lol. Not sure that's true though. :)
     
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    ROTFLMAO No, I'm sorry it doesn't work that way.:biggrin1: Thank God the same isn't true for girls or I would have a 7.5" clit! :yikes:
     
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    I saw that shit from a mile away. I did not look at my thumbs because I was waiting for the punchline.

    Actually, I saw another similar list about human oddities. Fourth on the list was the claim that a human cannot like his own elbow no matter how hard he tried.
    The last statistic was how many people actually try to after reading that.
     
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    :rolleyes: I might find that to be very attractive.
     
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    The size of your clit would only be a problem if it were longer than my penis :wink:
     
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    Yeah, that thumb thing isn't exactly true.
     
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    perhaps you mean lick?
     
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    yeah, the thumb bit is not correct at all...
     
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