International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Pecker, Sep 19, 2007.

  1. Pecker

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    Avast there, ye scurvy scum, stop yammerin' like the 'lubber ye are and say it like ye means it.
     
  2. Wrey

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    Well shiver me timbers! And here I'm thinkin' the old ways have been forgot! Hoist up the mainsail, Pecker! Our quary is two points of the starboard bow! She looks to be a plump Spanish lass filled with the treasures of Araby!
     
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    Aaar, Pecker ... how'd ye like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
    Prepare to be boarded.
    You can blow me down.:tongue:
     
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    [SIZE=-1]I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.[/SIZE]
     
  5. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    D'yar! Avast, ye long schlonged swabs! Lower the boom on the trolls before they can mount defensive postures. Mr Pecker, prepare the cat o'nine tails for the lassy think kink, as she be requesting it.
    Man the man cannons for the wenches that be boarding the ship, and fire directly into their faces or their bosoms.

    Mountains Ho! Two points off of the starboard bow spots the wenches Naughty, and the lady Diamond.

    Prepare a feast, lads, hot sweet tastin' clams be in the nether regions of the lassies! And partake we shall! Prepare the grog!
     
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    Why are pirates pirates?
    Because they aaaarrrr.
     
  7. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Avast, ye bilge rat- humor like that makes company with Davy Jones's Locker it does.
     
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    Yarrrr...I always be lovin' this day! I'm all fer the pillagin' and plunderin' of good booty!
     
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    :pirate: Thar she blows!:biggrin1:
     
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    Sally forth and give them salty wenches a jolly good rogering! Savvy?
     
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    Aaahr! hand us the grog, and untie that thar wench wilhoney! She's going to be walking my plank soon!
     
  12. Pecker

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    Ye gutter-crawlin' curs. I've got a long, sharp lesson for ye to learn today. Soon ye'll be wearin' me sword like a shish kabob.
     
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    AARRGGHH!!

    (lol)
     
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    Avast! "Treacherous Grease Wad!" I just wanted t' bump this thread since I just remembered today be Th' day.

    An' "Blow Me Down!" I can't b'lieve nobody remembered.
     
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    I can't even find a Somali translation website...
     
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    ^^^^^^^^^
    Wood ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
    I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
     
  17. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Avast, ye wenches, yer treasure chests be the booty we be seeking.
    All hands on dick for the lasses.
     
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    I be sure t' use me best gentleman o' fortune speak while raisin' me mans mast high. Wi' luck he won`t think me bedside manners be havin' gone t' th' wayside. Lest we`ll be havin' t' parlay or thar may be some cannon fire an' peg(leg)in'. Y'arr
     
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    Avast, Lassy, YER treasure chest and booty be what will make this old pirate's mast fly high. And ye may be rewarded with a pearl necklace should yer profferin's prove well.
     
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    ahoy mateys, is today National Pirate Day? Argh, i searched the worldwide n couldnt get confirmation.

    (i also searched the forums here n got the weirdest results
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