International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Yarr, it is!

 

[fratpack]

to celebrate i give you my pirate booty

 

[rbkwp]

Thanks? / no Thanks to ..
the naughty habit of getting instant reminders of whats happening in the World ??? ha


Talk Like A Pirate Day: Who Said It - Johnny Depp Or A Real Pirate? (QUIZ)


Pirate Chat Up Lines: Yes That Is A Hornpipe In My Pocket And I Am Happy To See You

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

ye scalawags have the mem'ry of a fish!

 

[AquaEyes11010]

This just brought back bad memories of living in Buffalo, NY, where the local accent sounded like Minnesota/Pirate. That hurt my ears.

 

[rbkwp]

NO
Pirates made it to NZ
the Maoris knocked em off on there way here .. oo Pitcairn Island nabbed em ..

 

[ronin001]

Pirates like to say Booty, nothing wrong with that

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

D'yar! Avast, Ye wenches! This old sea salt is looking to drop his anchor into your lagoons!
Take the ole sayin' "Blow me down!" seriously and do it smartly as me cannon is itchin' to fire into your portholes!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yarr!! Avast, Lady, IT, this old sea salt needs a lass such as yourself to fire me cannon into her porthole!!

 

[185248]

Don ye eye patch, peg leg and hook, hoist the jolly rogerer. It be that time again, ye purvy scurvy.

 

[Matt_x]

Someone's time has come.. nominates next poster to walk the plank, argh. :tongue:

:swordfight:

 

[nudeyorker]

- 'Arrrrrrrr' -

 

[docdeath]

A pirate walks into a bar with a spoked ships wheel mounted on his cock.
Bartender askes him - "What's THAT for???"
Pirate replies - "AHRRR, it drives me nuts!!!"

 

[donkeygeorge]

Elaine Marley: Let’s face it, LeChuck. You are an evil, foul-smelling, vile, codependent villain and that’s just not what I’m looking for in a romantic relationship right now.

LeChuck: Darn yer riddles, ya saucy female! What d’ya mean?

 

[516778]

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

Arrr ye mateys have the memory of a gnat!

 

[MarkLondon]

Arr, so that be why The Register had piratey sub-heads today. And I thought it was some kind of tribute to Spongebob!

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

Don't forget tapping a bung hole can be a glorious thing I tell ya.

 

[SprinkleMe69]

^^^^ hahaha  whaaaaat??? Haha

Too bad I don't have a Krispy Kreme around here cuz I sure could go for a donut right now.

Happy pirate day.

 

[guypak]

aaargghhh