Internet Inches

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  1. D_Gaston Gameynuts

    D_Gaston Gameynuts New Member

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    No one ever exagerates their penis size online :rolleyes: so I thought we could do it here.

    Give your size in internet inches! (The biggest lie that you think you could reasonably get away with)

    I myself have 9 internet inches of man meat (actually 7, see how that works?).

    So how many internet inches do you have?
     
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    6 and a HALF! compared to five... :(
     
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    What is the conversion rate for internet inches?
     
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    It's a sliding scale, based on how much hotter than you the woman (or man) you're flirting with is than you are... There's also an 8 inch minimum for internet inches.

    Internet-wise, I'd claim 9x6, if I could present convincing photos... (actuality: more like 7.8x4.75...)
     
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    ^ From what I see claimed around here, it often seems like 1 RL inch = 1.25 net inches, if not 1.5 net inches.

    There's even a few fellas seem to go as high as 1" = 2.5". As if no one can tell from their pics. :rolleyes:

    The 8" minimum does seem to hold mostly true though.
     
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    Ooh, Internet Inches I'm almost 10 ;)
     
  7. D_Gaston Gameynuts

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    Another important point about internet inches, you always round up to the nearest inch if you think you can, 10 inches seems like so much more than 9.7 for example. Occasionally .5's are acceptable as well.
     
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    I've actually lied my size down to get bitches off my junk so hard. I've lied it down to 6" or 5"... even 4" one time. I usually use 6" because thats average... so I thought. Lol one of these days I should lie it down to 1". .... well nobody on here would believe me because my pics are very public knowledge XD.
     
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    :33: hmmm... ok, based on what's been said here,
    I figure I could get away with about a foot
    as long as no one looks at my picture with the tape mesure :09:

    does this seem about right; or am I delusional?
     
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    The minimum is 8" length and 6" girth. In a thread about the size of the 1st man that a man or woman had sex with, the 8" was in the lead.
     
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    Internet inches I think I could reaolisticly pull off 12 maby 12.5 @ the outside credibly ,I think the rule is your allowed to pad 3 to at most 4 inches with 2 being optimal as it's virtually undetectable.just my thought seems that's the unwritten rule of thumb.
     
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    11, as opposed to 9.5
     
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