Internet inches

[deleted725627]

Is it just me or are inches getting shorter?

I have personally seen many ads/pics that are rediculously shorter than they say they are.

I almost want to start a thread with links pointing out some of these rediculous lies but i do not want to get in trouble with the website.

If anyone wants to post any links though feel free too lol

I just thought this was a funny but very true topic.

 

[Hand_Solo]

On the internet, my dick is so big that 2/3 of it exists in another dimension.

 

[henry8888]

yeah tell me about it, the amount of guys that claim 9 when they look 7 at the very max is unbelievable.Seems like 9 is the new 7 lol

 

[deleted725627]

I just saw one that said he was 9.5 when he looked more like 4.5 or 5in.

 

[deleted725627]

On the internet, my dick is so big that 2/3 of it exists in another dimension.

+10xp
thats funny as hell

 

[LaFemme]

On the internet, my dick is so big that 2/3 of it exists in another dimension.

Oh, I know....I saw it! I astral projected myself to that other dimension so I could see it. It's on a planet there called WoMandingo where it is worshiped by the inhabitants called the Ceemenites and the Tesstees. It sits nestled in the mountains of the Double Dees. It's freakin' huge!

 

[deleted725627]

they put their extensions on before they measure.

 

[notN2pussy]

Wow, so true, had a CL guy, yea its 9", hmm in person my 7.5" touched his groin, his did not touch mine?? No I am not 9, as he suggested.

 

[Hand_Solo]

There used to be a monument to my wang on Venus (not the one you can see in the sky, but the one in an alternate dimension) but it was destroyed during their last global war.

 

[deleted725627]

Im happy with what i got and its pretty disappointing that people can be so fake. I see girls on here searching for 10-14 inch dicks and i guess it's because so many people lie that they cant determin what real size is either that or they want to weave out the liers, because you cant make a 4 incher look 6-10 inches longer lol.

 

[LaFemme]

There used to be a monument to my wang on Venus (not the one you can see in the sky, but the one in an alternate dimension) but it was destroyed during their last global war.

Yeah, I tried there first, but the whole damn thing was gone. Thank goodness you were able to relocate. *whew*

Im happy with what i got and its pretty disappointing that people can be so fake. I see girls on here searching for 10-14 inch dicks and i guess it's because so many people lie that they cant determin what real size is either that or they want to weave out the liers, because you cant make a 4 incher look 6-10 inches longer lol.

Are you sure they were really girls? I guess I know of one or two who want over 9, but I actually don't see that many who do.

 

[trunksisba]

lol this reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw once. It said; women are terrible at parking because we're constantly lied about what 8 inches is"

 

[deleted725627]

Are you sure they were really girls? I guess I know of one or two who want over 9, but I actually don't see that many who do.[/QUOTE]

It would be impossible to take much more then that. If that is even possible in the first place

 

[Hand_Solo]

I just feel bad that my dick started an intergalactic war that destroyed a whole planet. That's why I came to this site in the first place, for support.

 

[deleted725627]

I like this group lol

http://www.lpsg.org/groups/707-13+inchers+or+more/

 

[Hand_Solo]

Wait until you have to start measuring your cock in parsecs and then tell me about yoru problems.

 

[deleted725627]

When i see a girl i tell her to check out my furlong.

 

[LaFemme]

lol this reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw once. It said; women are terrible at parking because we're constantly lied about what 8 inches is"

I love that bumper sticker! Someone should use that as an avatar!

It would be impossible to take much more then that. If that is even possible in the first place

Isn't that a form of torture? Like what Vlad the Implaler did?

*idea dawns on LaFemme slowly*

Duh, now I know where Vlad_from Jersey got his handle! :biggrin1:

I just feel bad that my dick started an intergalactic war that destroyed a whole planet. That's why I came to this site in the first place, for support.

You're kind of like the Penile God in another dimension aren't you.....well, with great penis comes great responsibility. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

(Count the double entrendres in that one!)

I like this group lol

http://www.lpsg.org/groups/707-13+inchers+or+more/

I'm sure in this case, it's all legit.

When i see a girl i tell her to check out my furlong.

How long is your fur?

 

[Bob Ross]

I like this group lol

http://www.lpsg.org/groups/707-13+inchers+or+more/

500+ guys...Sounds about right

 

[SyddyKitty]

The faster dicks go, the shorter they appear!