Intimate Embarassments- Couples- Fart

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  1. golondrina

    golondrina New Member

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    What about flatulence ("farting") between live-together, sleep-together couples? In the wee hours, do you leave the bed to find privacy and modesty, or is this a shared reality of being a couple? While watching TV? While in the car? Any difference if straight or gay?
     
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    Nothing embarrassing about a little gas between loved ones.
     
  3. dolfette

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    i trained the ex to leave the bedroom.
    if you're going to stink then don't do it in bed.
    if you're asleep then it can't be helped, obviously.
    but that moronic guy thing of grinning like it's clever? eurgh!
     
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    :fart:
     
  5. dolfette

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    *gag* bastard!
     
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    Every time right before my ex would fart without FAIL:

    "Oh My God, Do you hear that? .. Toads?"

    -insert fart noise here-

    "Jesus, how'd they get in the house?"

    It's not funny. I get it.. it happens.
    just don't blow my side of the couch up.
     
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    LOL...men farting are into my head today..

    The silent bombs ones are sooooo toxic...I hate when its under covers..under bath water..ewwwww



    .:chairshot:
     
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    No problem with it, however a female collegue i was close with used to fart very loud and then grin.
     
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    I female colleague of mine used to do it in elevators and then make obvious glares at the nearest man. :smile:
     
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    I really think this is one of the reasons CF and I get along so well. :biggrin1:
     
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    ditto. we both do it in front of each other. it's not a big deal in our relationship. it actually eases the tension and we have so much less to be shameful of.
     
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    And you did it ON me the first time we were having sex! :eek::redface::biggrin1:
     
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    Before I was with my current boyfriend, I was deadly afraid of farting in anyone else's presence. After we got serious and started spending lots of time together, it just happened. It's like the stereotypical "teenage boy" relationship: farting, wrestling, eating ALL THE TIME, etc. We really love each other, and have accepted everything about each other. If it's a loud one, we laugh. If it's nasty, we punch each other. If you have to you have to, and if you're in a relationship I feel like you should accept / be accepted when it comes to gas.
     
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    Cool, lots of methanophiles at LSPG
     
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    Farts are never not funny. Well for me anyway. I have loud ones you usually can't smell. I never hear my husband unless he's in the bathroom and his Lactose Intolerance is getting the best of him. He doesnt think its funny. I think its because his brother farted on his head too much as a child.
     
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    Or worse...the DOG farting...


    there you are, snuggled with your loved one (or d'jour) and suddenly....the happy snoring dog in the corner does something that melts the wallpaper off the wall....

    My son worked for a company that the owner would bring his bulldog into work (nice dog) but it ate cardboard and would snore and fart, both loudly...

    The entire company had to confront the owner about it..cute no..customer killing? big yes.
     
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