what are good suggestions for stretchin' out that anus? obviously small dildos but are there any inconspicuous items that could be found around the house or not in a sex shop that with cleansing could be used?
What ever you use, put a condom on it... Keeps it clean and if you happen to use a vegetable, prevents any cross contamination from possible pesticides/bacteria. Oh, and don't be too rough on yourself, don't want to tear anything inside you.