Introducing: Erection True Size Label

[love2compare]

How about introducing an accurate and objective label for the real size of a man's erection?

in today's world of standardization we should introduce an extra label for third-party measured cock sizes so:

• it counts what was measured hands-on by someone else
• or even 2-3 different people and
• get rid of skewed self-measured and
• wrongly measured
• and obviously lied numbers hehehe...

Of course non and bone pressed, naturally boned up (not the stretched length) as this is the best scientific way of measuring in studies.

Officially measured guys would be allowed to add the "true size" label on their measured pics!

 

[bigmatt1983]

Do we get to pick who does the measurements?

 

[Nosuportneeded]

How about introducing an accurate and objective label for the real size of a man's erection?

in today's world of standardization we should introduce an extra label for third-party measured cock sizes so:

• it counts what was measured hands-on by someone else
• or even 2-3 different people and
• get rid of skewed self-measured and
• wrongly measured
• and obviously lied numbers hehehe...

Of course non and bone pressed, naturally boned up (not the stretched length) as this is the best scientific way of measuring in studies.

Officially measured guys would be allowed to add the "true size" label on their measured pics!

(Many) Penis owners are very good at circumventing these attempts of authenticating dimensions, furthering the generally distorted perception of dick size

This would just be another hoop to jump through that fakers would either ignore, tear down, or complete duplicitously

It would make it a little harder to fake in that one would have to have an accessory in their deception

But

Have you seen the lengths that people go to, to create the illusion of more... ahem... length?

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

Do I get a cookie?

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

How about introducing an accurate and objective label for the real size of a man's erection?

in today's world of standardization we should introduce an extra label for third-party measured cock sizes so:

• it counts what was measured hands-on by someone else
• or even 2-3 different people and
• get rid of skewed self-measured and
• wrongly measured
• and obviously lied numbers hehehe...

Of course non and bone pressed, naturally boned up (not the stretched length) as this is the best scientific way of measuring in studies.

Officially measured guys would be allowed to add the "true size" label on their measured pics!

And how would the "true size" label be protected from theft, unauthorized duplication, fraud, etc.?

 

[love2compare]

Like with all certificates an authority would have to release the official pics and dicks from their website hahaha... i would love2 volunteer hehe...

 

[ronin001]

Early man believed that the sun revolved around the earth

Fast forward a few thousand years

LPSG Man ( some ) believed that life revolves around the erect penis ​

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

Like with all certificates an authority would have to release the official pics and dicks from their website hahaha... i would love2 volunteer hehe...

Then make it happen. You own the idea.

 

[rayray]

Like with all certificates an authority would have to release the official pics and dicks from their website hahaha... i would love2 volunteer hehe...

Who issues the certificate and who should believe them?

 

[554279]

I can see the "poling stations" taking on a new meaning...