Introduction

[MetalPenguin666]

Well, I just wanted to introduce myself further..I can't get the gallery to let me upload my pics, so I thought I'd post a few. I'm 25, live in gettysburgh, PA....been with my gf for 3 years. 6'1 185 and have always been large. Feel free to PM me or im me on yahoo or aim as I'm always up for friendly chatting and I hope to meet some nice new people on here.

and my gf Alexis

 

[Mattness]

HOLY FUCK that's a hot cock! Welcome, man!

 

[D_Cliddorne Clitknocker]

Smokin girlfriend there metal! I see one of the reasons she's been with you for so long welcome aboard.

 

[Dr Rock]

gotta call shenanigans on this one, i'm afraid. i've seen that dick before, and it definitely ain't attached to a 25 year-old from PA. maybe, since you're here, you could explain to us exactly wherein lies the appeal in grabbing photos off the internet and passing them off as your own?

 

[thirteenbyseven]

Off the internet or otherwise that is one smoking babe. Have any more photos of Alexis?

 

[MYDEEPTHROAT]

Welcome to the group MetalPenguin666 ... ;-)
Thats a Great way to introduce yourself ... ;-)
Looks Very Filling ...
Very Nice!!!

 

[Pappy]

Now, Now Rock. play nice. The pics might have been stolen from him, this is "The Net" after all and that type of thing happens all the time. Time will tell.

Any way welcome MP666, enjoy your stay here and just overlook Rock. He's just a grumpy old man.

 

[Paul Vincent]

Well I was just reading www.urbandictionary.com about Attention Whores. This guy looks like one (MetalPenguin666). There is no need to post pics here, and if you can manage to link to URLs in a post then surely you can work the member's gallery.

 

[Dr Rock]

Now, Now Rock. play nice. The pics might have been stolen from him

nah man, i mean i've seen pics with the REST of the guy in them too - and let's just say that the resemblance ain't too striking.

 

[Matthew]

Well, it's a nice cock, whoever it belongs to.

 

[Pappy]

nah man, i mean i've seen pics with the REST of the guy in them too - and let's just say that the resemblance ain't too striking.

Well then in that case, giv'em hell!!

 

[madame_zora]

Unfortunately, I've seen that cock too. Unlike Dr Rock, I don't remember seeing the whole guy, but the dick is definitely familiar. If Rock's seen the whole guy, I'd have to believe him, he's got one interesting collection.

 

[ashlar]

nah man, i mean i've seen pics with the REST of the guy in them too - and let's just say that the resemblance ain't too striking.

Well ya know, gettysburg is just down the road from me. i can always go hunt his ass down and find out.

I have ways of making men talk ... granted they usually are saying "Oh god"

 

[Freddie53]

Well, it's a nice cock, whoever it belongs to.

I can see it now. "Whose Cock is This?" a new TV show sponsored by LPSG and hosted by Dr. Rock and the Lady Madame Zora. Three guys will appear on the stage and the LPSG panal which will vary from show to show will see if they can guess which guy the cock which is on the big screen belongs to. There will be prizes for the panel members who guess correctly the right guy to go with the cock on the screen. Special prizes go to the panel members who correctly guess the length and girth of the cock.

A trip to Hawaii awaits the panel member who can tell if the cock belongs to a straight, gay or bi guy and the correct age of the cock and how many vaginas, mouths, and asses the cock has been in.

Pappy will be available for counseling to the two guys who are the fakes.

Freddie will be there to test the cock each night to see if it really works.

This game show is bound to be a hit. Be sure to tune in to "Whose Cock is This?' sponsored by the Large Penis Support Group

 

[Matthew]

I have ways of making men talk ... granted they usually are saying "Oh god"

Getting men to stop talking can also be a useful talent.

 

[ashlar]

Getting men to stop talking can also be a useful talent.

I've got about 9 inches of shut-the-fuck-up in my trousers.

 

[Pappy]

Shut me up, shut me up..............

 

[Matthew]

I've got about 9 inches of shut-the-fuck-up in my trousers.

I'm speechless.

 

[ashlar]

*bows*
Thank you, thank you very much. I'll be here all week.

 

[GoneA]

if lpsg turns out the lights ... are we still the same people?

think about it.