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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by TARVOSOGNATOS, Dec 28, 2007.

  1. TARVOSOGNATOS

    TARVOSOGNATOS New Member

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    Good morning, All!

    I'm not sure if I qualify for this forum on technical grounds -- where does "Large" begin? And how is it measured? Shades of Adrian Mole [British readers, at least, will understand the reference!]

    At first, I thought this must be a group about how to make supports [miniature crutches? buttresses? stanchions?] for those of us cursed with huge cocks...

    I am male [see photos], 54, "in education" -- as I hope we all are! ["life long learning" is still the current buzz-phrase, I think -- at least in the UK!], and prone to punctuate my writing with far too many exclamation marks [or 'screamers' -- a journalistic term in origin, I believe?]

    But to business: I have always been phascinated by fallicism [or should that be the other way round!] and am researching the topic for a possible future book (I enjoy writing -- both fiction (entirely pornographic) and non-fiction).

    As to my own sexual orientation, I am heterosexual [at least, to date], but not without a keen appreciation of the beauty of the penis -- my own and those of others! I should be most interested to hear from other site-members ["Oooh, Vicar!"] -- especially women! Not just on the perennial Does Size Matter issue, but on the aesthetics of the male genitals in their various states.

    I feel it is only fair to disclose a certain amount of personal information, so I have posted 6 pix of my own cock [you'll have to take my word for that] -- mostly 'dressed', but one of them naked and between the ample udders of my slave, cumal.

    My hobbies are language, sex, and ball-stretching [something of a misnomer when you come to think about it -- and I think abou tit an awful lot too! [see previous para] -- ought really to be 'scrotum-stretching'!] BTW, as one with an interest in words, may I invite readers of this to tell me what they call their own scrotums [? scrota] in the vernacular, please? e.g. ball-sack, ball-bag? Or maybe just 'sack', 'bag', etc.? And your partner(s)? I suppose 'cod' is entirely obsolete? But it has been difficult to obtain such vernacular terms before the advent of forums [?fora] such as this.

    But I have said too much already!

    I look forward to hearing from other members in whatever capacity -- oh dear! It is IMPOSSIBLE to write on this subject without (I insist! unintended) innuendo -- which circumstance alone, affords reason for reflection, n'est-ce pas?!

    So, fellow phallophiles, I bid you farewell for the nonce!

    pip, pip!

    TARVOSOGNATOS



    P.S.

    "I stole my fellow phallophile's filofax" and turned it into a tongue-twister -- odd how we twist tongues in English, but break them in German -- don't you think?! But now I'm showing off and need slapping down with nursey's pen! Oops, where did that come from?! [Eh? -- Ed.]
     
  2. laffitte

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    Hello from Newcastle.

    I think you will be an interesting addition to the site.

    Welcome.
     
  3. cyberczar

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    Welcome, Tarv.
     
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    Welcome!! Nice to have you aboard..!! Enjoy the site!! ;-)
     
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    what you say?
     
  6. RedScrotum

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  7. Mr. Snakey

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    Welcome to you....
     
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    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    That's easy to figure out. It's SOTANGOSOVRAT backwards.

    Welcome, phellow fallus phellow.
     
  9. B_Nick4444

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    I call it a scrotum.
     
  10. TARVOSOGNATOS

    TARVOSOGNATOS New Member

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    Many thanks to all of you who took the trouble to welcome me -- I'm still puzzled why we don't seem to have any longer a properly 'vernacular' term for the scrotum a term which OI regard as (nmedical) Latin, like penis as opposed to cock, prick, etc.
     
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