Invent a name of a Pick-up Joint!

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  1. sbeBen

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    hotmeat7 and I nearly ruined some guys serious thread the other night (sorry dude). We stared suggesting names for pick-up joints after reading the phrase "Gas n Sip", Something I have never heard of before (I'm English). Thought this was a more suitable area for your suggestions.

    Go ahead and submit your inventive/funny Pick-up joint names...

    I will start with: The Slow and Easy!:biggrin1:
     
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    A comedy bar/dance club named the Joke & Stroke. :smile:
     
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    An actual bar in Tangier, Morocco, or used to be some time ago.....
    "Slurp 'n Jerk"
    I was taken there, but stayed about 5 second before I thought
    better of it and left.
     
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    Premier Lap Dance and Car Spa - we care for your erection while your car is detailed to perfection!

    Stop n Nut - Please Have Money Ready Before Pulling Up To The Window - Thank You!

    Blow n Go - I know a couple guys with franchises already

    Cum On Inn
     
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    Ha! What happened there? Or would you rather not say?:biggrin1:


    The Cock Inn
     
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    The Inn U Endo
     
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    The sausage stuffer cafe- a real cramming good time.
     
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    Sal and Marty welcome you to the S&M Lounge.
     
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