Invent Your Sexual Position

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The Iron Giant:

This is when you impress your friends with how strong your erection can get by lifting a five pound weight with your erection...then the weight falls off landing on your foot making it throb and feel like it is a giant's foot.

Tao Te Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Hitting it from behind with a morbidly obese partner, repeatedly slapping their fat flabby ass and shouting "flubber! flubber! flubber!" in a rhythmic mantra in tune with the oscillating ass fat, until you've achieved a zen-like trance.

Axis of Evil

 

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Hitting it from behind with a morbidly obese partner, repeatedly slapping their fat flabby ass and shouting "flubber! flubber! flubber!" in a rhythmic mantra in tune with the oscillating ass fat, until you've achieved a zen-like trance.

Axis of Evil

Doggy & anal sans lube with a ribbed condom in the ass & gyrating to the tune" You're the one that i want"

The Slumbering Sloth on a branch.

 

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The Slumbering Sloth on a Branch:

While dangling motionless and face up from some kind of horizontally-aligned pole (or branch, for the purists out there) not far from the ground, penetration is achieved when your partner backs up on to your penis from a standing or crouching position.

Snobby Eurotrash