Iraq sex stories

[oddeyeblu]

I was talking with a guy the other day who went to Iraq in 2003.
He told me about some sexcapades that went on. In that situation where a bunch of guys are together for a long time and without a lot of women to choose from do they compromise? Anyone have a situation to share?

 

[B_jeepguy2]

You know that joke about Navy submarines. When it leaves port 120 guys get on. When it comes back 6 months later 60 couples get off. LOL

 

[D_Wally Walnuts]

Maybe that might have been the case in '03, but I heard there were whores shipped in by '05.

 

[Chastig]

well, if they supplied sex workers with my tax dollars, I hope they included men, women and trans sex works... I want all the men and women serving to have what they like.

 

[D_Petherick_Poundlouder]

well, if they supplied sex workers with my tax dollars, I hope they included men, women and trans sex works... I want all the men and women serving to have what they like.

What a caring man.

 

[D_Wally Walnuts]

well, if they supplied sex workers with my tax dollars, I hope they included men, women and trans sex works... I want all the men and women serving to have what they like.

I doubt it was the government, but a dude in my old unit said the bus driver in the forward operating base asked him if he wanted to "see the whores".

I spent 6+ years in the military and I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there wasn't any homosexual activity going on as far as I saw. It could've happened when I was in another room or something, but this notion that a bunch of men are sitting around and a bunch of gay sex starts happening is WAY far fetched. I had a first sergeant I suspected was down with that, but I didn't have any proof. I've seen a few avatars here with some stripes so these people might have stories of their own.


Is this a recurring theme in gay porn or are a bunch of stories being told?

 

[B_dxjnorto]

I was in the military about the same length of time. There is *lots* of subtle homoeroticism. A common scenario is talk about getting bent over and taking the "big green wienie," meaning getting fucked by the Army.

I had a gay friend and when we drove around post, he'd point out guys, enlisted and officers, he'd done stuff with.

I vote the other way. Always has been gays in the military. Always will be.

 

[D_Wally Walnuts]

I was in the military about the same length of time. There is *lots* of subtle homoeroticism. A common scenario is talk about getting bent over and taking the "big green wienie," meaning getting fucked by the Army.

I had a gay friend and when we drove around post, he'd point out guys, enlisted and officers, he'd done stuff with.

I vote the other way. Always has been gays in the military. Always will be.

I don't doubt that there is a significant portion of the military that is gay or bisexual. I'm just saying I don't think it's seen in the open for obvious reasons. I was in a reserve component and I wouldn't be surprised if someone enlisted just to be around a bunch of men once a month.

A lot of military sayings are weird like that. Buddy fucker and nut-to-but are two examples you learn in week one. I'm still haunted by the thought of standing like sardines in the chow line with a dude literally breathing on the back of my neck :no::yell::yuck:

 

[starstruck]

There is NOTHING sexy about an illegal occupation and the deaths and slaughter that have resulted.

 

[easytoremember55]

There is NOTHING sexy about an illegal occupation and the deaths and slaughter that have resulted.

So quickly people forget the reasons as to why we got into this mess.

 

[D_Wally Walnuts]

opcorn:

 

[alwaysguessing]

The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ... m-m-m.... urges. That's why we have the camel, sir." [/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." [/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."[/FONT]​

 

[B_dxjnorto]

opcorn: :arms: opcorn:

 

[D_Wally Walnuts]

:rofl:

 

[j080378]

I was told of crossing the line, where i would assume that straight guys get together and jack off to see who can get over the line or farther usually one guy has to judge so he doesnt jack off , just watches

 

[Voglener]

Love that camel "hump" joke, Alwaysguessing.

 

[Frnkd213]

I was talking with a guy the other day who went to Iraq in 2003.
He told me about some sexcapades that went on. In that situation where a bunch of guys are together for a long time and without a lot of women to choose from do they compromise? Anyone have a situation to share?

I guess not many are telling. Thanks for asking. :wink:

 

[hsarge]

I had a basic training drill sergeant say 'mens, hand job is court marshal offense....... but nobody gonna question how long you lather up in the shower.'

 

[sexplease]

when no women are around, men still get horny. and when they're around, they're a little more well-mannered.

 

[B_jeepguy2]

Maybe that might have been the case in '03, but I heard there were whores shipped in by '05.

I wonder how much Halliburton billed the Pentagon for the whores? I suspect the whores were not for the soldiers but were for the $100K a year truck drivers and mercenaries they brought over there.