Two Irish men , Shamus and Patrick ,were mourning the loss
of their friend Paddy. "It's a great shame that we never
got to have one last drink with Poor old Paddy" says Shamus.
"Aye " agrees Patrick.
"Patrick my boy, If I give you a bottle of the Finnest Irish whiskey,
Would you sprinkle it on my grave when I die ? " asks Shamus
"Why of course I will" says Patrick, "I just hope you don't mind if it
passes through my bladder first !!"
of their friend Paddy. "It's a great shame that we never
got to have one last drink with Poor old Paddy" says Shamus.
"Aye " agrees Patrick.
"Patrick my boy, If I give you a bottle of the Finnest Irish whiskey,
Would you sprinkle it on my grave when I die ? " asks Shamus
"Why of course I will" says Patrick, "I just hope you don't mind if it
passes through my bladder first !!"