Irish Funeral

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Two Irish men , Shamus and Patrick ,were mourning the loss
    of their friend Paddy. "It's a great shame that we never
    got to have one last drink with Poor old Paddy" says Shamus.
    "Aye " agrees Patrick.

    "Patrick my boy, If I give you a bottle of the Finnest Irish whiskey,
    Would you sprinkle it on my grave when I die ? " asks Shamus

    "Why of course I will" says Patrick, "I just hope you don't mind if it
    passes through my bladder first !!"
     
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    That sounds about right. We have a saying here about "watering them in", referring of course to the drinking after the funeral. Never seen it done that literally tho ;)
     
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    Cute joke, Jake! :tongue:
     
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    Hi Irvy. yes, my Father-in -law told me this after I told him that joke.

    Windy, there's a little Irish in all of us....
     
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    :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:
     
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    Heee heeeeeeee:biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:
     
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