Two Irish men , Shamus and Patrick ,were mourning the loss of their friend Paddy. "It's a great shame that we never got to have one last drink with Poor old Paddy" says Shamus. "Aye " agrees Patrick. "Patrick my boy, If I give you a bottle of the Finnest Irish whiskey, Would you sprinkle it on my grave when I die ? " asks Shamus "Why of course I will" says Patrick, "I just hope you don't mind if it passes through my bladder first !!"