Irish joke

[mitchymo]

Can you guess what advice the Irish Mafia give to their new recruits?............................................."Take some viagra, it makes you look hard"

 

[B_jacknapier]

I don't get it. Why the Irish mafia?

 

[Mem]

I don't get it. Why the Irish mafia?

Maybe it's their version of a Polish joke.

 

[B_jacknapier]

Your possible explanation means nothing to me.

 

[mitchymo]

Maybe it's their version of a Polish joke.

LOL....spot on Mem.....there are many polish in England and they are really nice people so we would never change the 'irish' jokes for polish ones.

P.S. i hope not to have offended any irish with this joke...the irish who i know have got good senses of humour and are really sound people.

 

[mitchymo]

Your possible explanation means nothing to me.

Irish/Polish jokes have a 'dumb' or 'backward' connotation

 

[ballsaplenty2156]

LOL....spot on Mem.....there are many polish in England and they are really nice people so we would never change the 'irish' jokes for polish ones.

P.S. i hope not to have offended any irish with this joke...the irish who i know have got good senses of humour and are really sound people.

Hmmmm......I wonder how funny the joke would have been if you'd used black, gay, or Asian instead of Irish? Then to explain further by implying the Irish and Poles are somewhat less than intelligent; geez, bro. And you wonder why there's no love lost between the Brits and the Irish.
Personally, I found your joke in pretty poor taste. But don't worry, my people will be sending you a nice package for your poor attempt at humor.
Just don't shake it too much before you get it in your home.

 

[cocktoberfest]

Hmmmm......

A priest, a rabbi and ballsaplenty walk into a bar. The priest and rabbi kick ballsaplenty's ass because he has no sense of humor.

 

[ZOS23xy]

...and then they tell the tale of the Irishman who went to Rome with his wife. He kissed his wife and beat the Pope with a shovel...