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At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to
audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was
checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said,
"I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end
of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?
"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back
to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free
box of bandages."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's
left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
plaster."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all CFO.
"Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from
the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the
little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they
send us a complete dick." :tongue::biggrin1::eek5:
audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was
checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said,
"I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end
of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?
"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back
to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free
box of bandages."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's
left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
plaster."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all CFO.
"Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from
the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the
little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they
send us a complete dick." :tongue::biggrin1::eek5:
